Caddyshack

roundshort

Active member
"So I jump ship in Hong Kong
and make my way over to Tibet...
...and I get on as a looper at a course
in the Himalayas.
A looper?
A looper. You know, a caddy, a looper...
...a jock.
So I tell them I'm a pro jock
and who do you think they give me?
The Dalai Lama, himself.
The th son of the Lama.
With flowing robes, grace, bald, striking.
I'm on the first tee with him.
I give him the driver.
He hauls off and whacks one.
Big hitter, the Lama. Long!
Into a foot crevice
right at the base of this glacier!
Do you know what the Lama says?
"Gunga galunga. Gunga gunga da gunga."
So we finish and he's going to stiff me.
And I say, "Hey, Lama!
"How about a little something,
you know, for the effort?"
And he says, "There won't be any money...
"...but when you die, on your deathbed...
"...you will receive total consciousness."
So I've got that going for me...
which is nice."


Probably one of hte funniest moments, in a movie, that I consider to be as perfect a comedy as Raiders is an action flick, I was just invited to attend a private (45 people dinner) with the Lama (whom I am not a fan of) next week at the Ritz, here is the question, has this old quote been brought to his attention, or has nobody had the guts to do it yet, and of course, should I?
 

Indy4ever

New member
roundshort said:
"So I jump ship in Hong Kong
and make my way over to Tibet...
...and I get on as a looper at a course
in the Himalayas.
A looper?
A looper. You know, a caddy, a looper...
...a jock.
So I tell them I'm a pro jock
and who do you think they give me?
The Dalai Lama, himself.
The th son of the Lama.
With flowing robes, grace, bald, striking.
I'm on the first tee with him.
I give him the driver.
He hauls off and whacks one.
Big hitter, the Lama. Long!
Into a foot crevice
right at the base of this glacier!
Do you know what the Lama says?
"Gunga galunga. Gunga gunga da gunga."
So we finish and he's going to stiff me.
And I say, "Hey, Lama!
"How about a little something,
you know, for the effort?"
And he says, "There won't be any money...
"...but when you die, on your deathbed...
"...you will receive total consciousness."
So I've got that going for me...
which is nice."


Probably one of hte funniest moments, in a movie, that I consider to be as perfect a comedy as Raiders is an action flick, I was just invited to attend a private (45 people dinner) with the Lama (whom I am not a fan of) next week at the Ritz, here is the question, has this old quote been brought to his attention, or has nobody had the guts to do it yet, and of course, should I?


I don't know if it has been brought to his attention, but I say tell him...it will be a good ice-breaker!


"It's in the hole!"
 
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