Things you learn about Indy movies

I found this in a livejournal group I'm in. Enjoy!!


1. X never marks the spot.
2. Sometimes X does mark the spot.
3. One must learn how to land a plane besides learning how to fly one.
4. Archaeology is the study of facts -- not truth.
5. Never name a kid JUNIOR. He'll name himself after the dog.
6. 50% of archaeology study is spent in the library.
7. If you want to study archaeology you'll have to get out of the library.
8. Choose wisely.
9. Understand and speak ancient dead languages.
10. Always own a pair of sneakers to run away from angry Natives.
11. Just shoot your enemy instead.
12. Never trust a monkey.
13. Actually.... never trust anyone, including the person who tells you so.
14. Learn how to throw a good punch.
15. Never lose your fedora.
16. Always carry an extra bag of sand with you in case you have to switch out an artifact to pass through the next gate.
17. Snakes can be used as ropes.
18. There are two types of sand: Quicksand and Drysand. Make sure you know which one you are stuck in so you can act accordingly. Note: see 17.
19. Shut your eyes when the Ark of the Covenant is being opened.
20. Traveling by sewer will lead you to ancient tombs.
21. Traveling by vine-swinging will get you to your destination faster.
22. Avoid small bugs.
23. A whip is handy to get across those bothersome potholes.
24. Having your own theme song helps you get through the day.
25. Any archaeological artifact belongs to a museum. It doesn't matter which museum, though.. as long as it is in one.
26. No ticket? No travel!*
27. I may have lost but it doesn't mean I have to like it.
28. Always remember what you wrote in your diary.
29. The phrase eleven o'clock has several meanings.
30. Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky.
31. Not all archaeologists are always funny looking men going around looking for their mommies mummies.
32. Vampire bats can be mistaken for birds.
33. Wave a torch at anything that slithers.
34. It's not the years -- it's the mileage.

1- I learned that the grill of a german cargo truck bends very easy.
2- I learned that you can hold someone hostage with a fork.
3- I learned that in Latin; Jehova starts with an I
4- I learned that when you punch someone. Their hat flys staright up off their head.
5- I learned that old rope-bridges have a hard time holding the weight of a child, but can hold the weight of 20 men running and climbing.
6- I learned that stamping papers can be a loud job.
7- I learned that I should always have a monkey around while eating dates.
8- I learned that anything goes.