Suddenly, all of the Indy droolers moved closer and kissed their favourite adventurer on the cheek. As they moved away, the bewildered archaeologist rubbed the lipstick from his cheeks and flashed a lop-sided smile.
"Laides, please", he smiled again once more.
Now, there's a question!
Okay, keeping in mind that this is a family-friendly site...
Firstly, I imagine myself travelling around the world with Indy, looking for ancient treasures and dodging boulders, traps and bad guys.
I also imagine the two of us on a dancefloor with 1930's music playing in the background, with me dressed in a glamourous evening dress and him dressed in a tux... oh wow!
And then, lets not forget the fantasies about myself and Indy in the jungles of South America and Indy looking as he did at the end of Temple of Doom!!!!!!!!
Excuse me while I go for a cold shower now.