Thank you, Mr. Colbert.
As for things worth reading, there's Chekhov, who probably portrays life better than any writer I know. I'd start with the 4 major plays, Uncle Vanya in particular.
For history of ideas, you can't get much better than Isaiah Berlin, who is eminently readable, since most of his essays were originally lectures. Erudite, clear, and brilliant.
I'll also toss out God: A Biography, a literary analysis of the character of God in the Tanakh, by one Jack Miles, a former Jesuit. Eye-opening.
As for adventure, pick up Conrad's Heart of Darkness if you never have before.
Finally, the best recent novel I've read is The Last Samurai, by Helen DeWitt, which has absolutely nothing to do with the Tom Cruise film, and everything to do with Kurosawa, linguistics, learning, parenting, genius, and the search for the self. Simply incredible, and not at all easy to characterize.