Shia 'Dick Dry Fuzz' La'Douche said:?In light of the recent attacks against my artistic integrity, I am retiring from all public life.?
Nice out there Shia. 'Public' life. So, he'll be a recluse making films still. Because that's a private enterprise. And he'll be contractually obligated to do the press junkets, so we'll still see him.
I'm reminded of Jack Sparrow:
Me, I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for.
Not much of a retirement, if you ask me.