Indiana Jones makes Russian communists see red

indifan101

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ST PETERSBURG, Russia (Reuters) - Russian Communist Party members condemned the new "Indiana Jones" film on Friday as crude, anti-Soviet propaganda that distorts history and called for it to be banned from Russian screens.

"Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" stars Harrison Ford as an archeologist in 1957 competing with an evil KGB agent, played by Cate Blanchett, to find a skull endowed with mystic powers.

"What galls is how together with America we defeated Hitler, and how we sympathized when Bin Laden hit them. But they go ahead and scare kids with Communists. These people have no shame," said Viktor Perov, a Communist Party member in Russia's second city of St. Petersburg.

The comments were made at a local Communist party meeting and posted on its Internet site www.kplo.ru.

The film, the fourth in the hugely successful Indiana Jones series, went on release in Russian cinemas on Thursday. Russian media said it was being shown on 808 screens, the widest ever release for a Hollywood movie.

In past episodes Indiana Jones has escaped from Nazi soldiers, an Egyptian snake pit, a Bedouin swordsman and a child-enslaving Indian demigod.

"Harrison Ford and Cate Blanchett (are) second-rate actors, serving as the running dogs of the CIA. We need to deprive these people of the right of entering the country," said another party member, Andrei Gindos.

Though the ranks of the once all-powerful Communist Party have dwindled since Soviet times, its members see themselves as the defenders of the achievements of the old Soviet Union.

Other communists said the generation born after the 1991 collapse of the Soviet Union were being fed revisionist, Hollywood history. They advocated banning the Indiana Jones outright to prevent "ideological sabotage."

"Our movie-goers are teenagers who are completely unaware of what happened in 1957," St Peterburg Communist Party chief Sergei Malinkovich told Reuters.

"They will go to the cinema and will be sure that in 1957 we made trouble for the United States and almost started a nuclear war."

"It's rubbish ... In 1957 the communists did not run with crystal skulls throughout the U.S. Why should we agree to that sort of lie and let the West trick our youth?"

Vladimir Mukhin, another member of the local Communist Party, said in comments posted on the Internet site that he would ask Russia's Culture Ministry to ban the film for its "anti-Soviet propaganda."

The "Indiana Jones" film is not the first Hollywood production to offend Russian sensibilities.

In 1998 the Russian parliament demanded the government explain why the Hollywood film "Armageddon" - which depicted a dilapidated Russian space station that blows apart because of a leaky pipe -- was allowed onto Russian cinema screens.

A government official at the time said the film, starring Bruce Willis as the leader of a team of astronauts sent to deflect an asteroid on a collision course with Earth, "mocked the achievements of Soviet and Russian technology."
 

tastethecourage

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Hah.

It's as if they think this film is supposed to be an accurate, historical depiction of the fifties.

"Omg, In the 50s we didn't chase after CRYYSTAL SKULLLSSS! UGH! This movie is SO unrealistic."
 

sandiegojones

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The communists in Russia are few an far between now. This is a dumb story, but in the film the story is told from the U.S. perspective.

In the 50's people were scared of "Reds" and atomic bombs. The Cuban Missile Crisis of 62 is proof they did use threatening tactics and induced fear in it's enemies through atomic warfare.

True, we were allies against Hitler, but it was just a means to an end, we cut ties after the war because of Stalin's genocide. A lot of Russians weren't commies, but had no choice due to fear of death as Stalin killed millions of "his" people.

I for one could care less how they feel about how they're depicted.
 

sandiegojones

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Yeah, in the beginning when he says "Russians..." I was expecting him to say that, but there was a delay there that let us fill in the gap.
 

Ste2652

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tastethecourage said:
It's as if they think this film is supposed to be an accurate, historical depiction of the fifties.

"Omg, In the 50s we didn't chase after CRYYSTAL SKULLLSSS! UGH! This movie is SO unrealistic."

Precisely. Communism was very unpopular in the US - in fact, the movie alludes to McCarthyism and suchlike. And at the end of the day, it's only a movie.
 

Shortie

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sandiegojones said:
Yeah, in the beginning when he says "Russians..." I was expecting him to say that, but there was a delay there that let us fill in the gap.
I haven't seen it yet, so I was just repeating the line from LC except with commies.
 

Avilos

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All this will do is make the movie popular on the Russian Black Market. With people wanting to illegally see bootlegs of a movie that their government tells them they can't.
 

MattJones

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Silly Russians said:
"Harrison Ford and Cate Blanchett (are) second-rate actors, serving as the running dogs of the CIA. We need to deprive these people of the right of entering the country,"



Riiiiigggghhhhttt....

So, according to the Russians, Hollywood is just an arm of the US administration?

Silly Russians...
 

blueoakleyz

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"They will go to the cinema and will be sure that in 1957 we made trouble for the United States and almost started a nuclear war."


WOW.. wouldn't want anyone thinking that!
 
It's only appropriate. The Russians are going back to their old Communist ways again thanks to Bush. Cold War II is heating up.
 

tupogirl

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Agent Spalko said:
It's only appropriate. The Russians are going back to their old Communist ways again thanks to Bush. Cold War II is heating up.


Well and Putin. I personally like how he managed to serve his term but changed the laws so he is essentially still in power. Putin is very 'old school'. I keep an ear out for news on him.
 

blueoakleyz

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Agent Spalko said:
It's only appropriate. The Russians are going back to their old Communist ways again thanks to Bush. Cold War II is heating up.

Wow, imagine history classes 50 years from now

"Cold War II was started with a movie by George Lucas"
 
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