The legendary, much decorated MacGruber is pulled out of retirement as a monk in Ecuador by a colonel, who needs him once more to fight on behalf of his country. This time the mission involves going up against the evil Cun+h, who has a nuclear warhead; the mission is personal because Cun+h killed MacGruber's bride. The movie version would see [Ryan] Phillippe playing Piper, an Army officer forced to pair up with a reluctant MacGruber. [Val] Kilmer would be Cun+h.
