This thread is dedicated to the TRUE fans of Indiana Jones! Those who truely can indicate what's canon or not! Those who are totally entitled of complaining about every pixel of the released pictures! Don't you liberal 'I don't care if the bag strap is under the jacket'-fools dare to post in this thread!!! You would have to face the curse of Kālī! And I know how to spell Kālī correctly, because I am a TRUE fan! So all you wannabe-fans stop reading RIGHT NOW!
You're still reading!
Ok my fellow TRUE fans, we should be undisturbed now. I scared the hell out of those so called 'fans' - they're all like little girls.
Well? what I want to talk about today, is that we should found an association. The Indiana Jones TRUE Fan Association. Short: IJTFA. The main goal of the IJTFA is to get rid of those liberal wannabe fans! I don't care if they become a pain in the neck for those Star Trek or Lord oft he Rings freaks! But they shall no longer be the stumbling block on our way to the holy eternal fandome of Indiana Jones!
Other goals the IJTFA wants to achieve:
Furthermore I would like to show you the offical IJTFA shirt. This you can wear on may 22. It will show everyone in the theatre who to ask about hardcore-indy-trivia. Like what gum Harrison Ford was chewing 3 hours before shooting the 8th take of the truck chase.
Show your TRUE Indiana Jones fanatism and enlist today!
You will get a free IJTFA shirt and 10 copies of the Young Indy DVDs to burn in your fireplace while singing the IJTFA hymn.
p.s.: We are watching you Shia LaBeouf! One wrong thing and Kālī destroys your bumblebee!
You're still reading!
Ok my fellow TRUE fans, we should be undisturbed now. I scared the hell out of those so called 'fans' - they're all like little girls.
Well? what I want to talk about today, is that we should found an association. The Indiana Jones TRUE Fan Association. Short: IJTFA. The main goal of the IJTFA is to get rid of those liberal wannabe fans! I don't care if they become a pain in the neck for those Star Trek or Lord oft he Rings freaks! But they shall no longer be the stumbling block on our way to the holy eternal fandome of Indiana Jones!
Other goals the IJTFA wants to achieve:
- start a petition that Mr. George Lucas apologizes for the so called "Young Indiana Jones Chronicles", wich the IJTFA knows is not canon! We have proof!
- all Indiana Jones novels, comics and games must be banned from the international market (except those incontrovertible based on the movies)
- Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull must be shown to the IJTFA management before it hits theatres to assure the quality is right and the movie does not interfere with our vision of the franchise
- The IJTFA will repeatedly articulate its dislike for Mr. Sean Patrick Flannery
Ooooh Dr. Jones!
We love thy whip and hat!
Ooooh Dr. Jones!
We prey to thee before we go to bed!
Ooooh Dr. Jones!
Please curse Sean Patrick Flannery!
Ooooh Dr. Jones!
We would sacrifice for thee!
Ooooh Dr. Jones!
You are so sweet and seeeHEHEHEHEXXXYYYYYYYYYYYYY! (drumbeat!!!)
Furthermore I would like to show you the offical IJTFA shirt. This you can wear on may 22. It will show everyone in the theatre who to ask about hardcore-indy-trivia. Like what gum Harrison Ford was chewing 3 hours before shooting the 8th take of the truck chase.
Show your TRUE Indiana Jones fanatism and enlist today!
You will get a free IJTFA shirt and 10 copies of the Young Indy DVDs to burn in your fireplace while singing the IJTFA hymn.
p.s.: We are watching you Shia LaBeouf! One wrong thing and Kālī destroys your bumblebee!