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Old 06-11-2008, 02:06 PM   #76
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A: "Moist"

Q: What did the thuggee cult members talk about on their way out of the temple after the ceremonies?
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Old 06-11-2008, 02:30 PM   #77
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Q: What did the thuggee cult members talk about on their way out of the temple after the ceremonies?
A: Does this turban make me look fat?

Q: What is Indy's "professional" name?
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Old 06-11-2008, 02:37 PM   #78
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Q: What is Indy's "professional" name?

A. Indy "500 Ways To Play" Jones

Q. How much do boulder smoothers make, and in what form of currency are they paid?

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Old 06-12-2008, 01:35 PM   #79
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A. Indy "500 Ways To Play" Jones

Q. How much do boulder smoothers make, and in what form of currency are they paid?

A- They are paid with Twinkies and Ding-Dongs.

Q- What did the librarian go home and tell his wife after he found out that he had super-stamping powers?
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Old 06-13-2008, 06:34 PM   #80
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A- He told his wife,"So I was just stamping the books like always, when BAM! I kicked it up a notch! BAM!" The librarian, a Mr. Lagasse, would continue to tell this story so often over the years, that his grandson, Emeril, would one day make his statements a pop cultural catchphrase....and now you know...the rest of the story. Good day! (Huh, an Emeril Lagasse and Paul Harvey joke...might have been funnier 5 years ago.)

Q- Forrestal is good...he's very good; but what were his last words?
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Old 06-13-2008, 10:42 PM   #81
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A- He told his wife,"So I was just stamping the books like always, when BAM! I kicked it up a notch! BAM!" The librarian, a Mr. Lagasse, would continue to tell this story so often over the years, that his grandson, Emeril, would one day make his statements a pop cultural catchphrase....and now you know...the rest of the story. Good day! (Huh, an Emeril Lagasse and Paul Harvey joke...might have been funnier 5 years ago.)

Q- Forrestal is good...he's very good; but what were his last words?

A- Forrestal said " Hmmmm, I think I'll sit in this sunbeam and work on my tan."

Q- What if, when Indy was rescuing his dad from the castle, someone found the Indy voodoo doll from many years before and ripped its head off?
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Old 06-13-2008, 11:01 PM   #82
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A- Forrestal said " Hmmmm, I think I'll sit in this sunbeam and work on my tan."

Q- What if, when Indy was rescuing his dad from the castle, someone found the Indy voodoo doll from many years before and ripped its head off?

A: "You dolt! Do you really think someone would have brought that voodoo doll all the way back there? Do you really think someone would be that stupid? They didn't, did they....?"

Q: What if Indy didn't bash the floor of the Venice church at the exact same moment as the librarian stamped the books?

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Old 06-17-2008, 02:18 PM   #83
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A: "You dolt! Do you really think someone would have brought that voodoo doll all the way back there? Do you really think someone would be that stupid? They didn't, did they....?"

Q: What if Indy didn't bash the floor of the Venice church at the exact same moment as the librarian stamped the books?

A- The librarian would have stormed into the room, and proceded to give Indy a stern lecture on being silent in libraries.

Q- Why does the shrunken head on Mola Ram's headpiece look like a mini-Tina Turner?
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Old 06-17-2008, 02:23 PM   #84
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A: Because he's a fan

Q: will Mutt ever get indy's fedora
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Old 06-17-2008, 02:32 PM   #85
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A: Because he's a fan

Q: will Mutt ever get indy's fedora

A- No, but he will recieve Rambo's headband.

Q- Will Short Round ever meet Indy again?
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Old 06-17-2008, 07:23 PM   #86
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A- No, but he will recieve Rambo's headband.

Q- Will Short Round ever meet Indy again?

A: In the afterlife, per Indy's own assertion: "We are going to DIE!"

Q: What if there were ONE parachute left on Lao Che's plane?
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Old 07-07-2008, 12:31 AM   #87
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A: In the afterlife, per Indy's own assertion: "We are going to DIE!"

Q: What if there were ONE parachute left on Lao Che's plane?

A: Grab that sucker first and it shouldn't matter...

Q: Indy runs off a cliff...what now?
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Old 07-07-2008, 12:46 AM   #88
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A: Grab that sucker first and it shouldn't matter...

Q: Indy runs off a cliff...what now?
A: He lands on top of Sallah.

Q: What if Indy looked into the crystal skull's eyes for too long?
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Old 07-07-2008, 12:48 AM   #89
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A: He lands on top of Sallah.

Q: What if Indy looked into the crystal skull's eyes for too long?

A: We'd have a remake of the end of Raiders...

Q: Indy spilled the Holy Grail on his way back from the Knight...What Now...
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Old 07-07-2008, 01:12 AM   #90
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A: We'd have a remake of the end of Raiders...

Q: Indy spilled the Holy Grail on his way back from the Knight...What Now...
A: He gives up and says "Oh well, dad was gonna die eventually..."

Q: What if Indy had run out of bullets when he met the Cairo swordsman?
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Old 07-07-2008, 10:46 AM   #91
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A: He gives up and says "Oh well, dad was gonna die eventually..."

Q: What if Indy had run out of bullets when he met the Cairo swordsman?

A: Indy would've been like," Oh, Hell no! ...Hey look, a nickel!" and woulda ran off...

Q: Indy was lieing about Short Round's parents what really happened to them?...
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Old 07-08-2008, 07:27 AM   #92
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A: They couldn't spell Jehovah in Latin.

Q: What if Mutt actually turned out to be Belloq's son?
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Old 07-08-2008, 02:30 PM   #93
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Stupid questions, eh?

A. Then his name would be Mutté.

Q. Do you know how I can get an avatar at this place?
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Old 07-08-2008, 02:42 PM   #94
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Q. Do you know how I can get an avatar at this place?

A. I'm not sure, but I would suggest pm'ing the mods every hour, on the hour, about it.

Starting a thread about it without searching the forum would also be really, really helpful and awesome.

Q. If Indy lived in this present age of credit card incentives, how may flyer mile points would he have racked up by now?
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Old 07-08-2008, 05:16 PM   #95
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A: they wouldnt allow him to use them.

Q: if indy had a computer waht would he ask in this thread?
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Old 07-08-2008, 06:32 PM   #96
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he wouldnt ask anything.
to much technology wouldnt know how to work it. (sorry i know bad)


why in the books does Indy's girl friends all red heads?
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Old 07-08-2008, 07:11 PM   #97
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he wouldnt ask anything.
to much technology wouldnt know how to work it. (sorry i know bad)


why in the books does Indy's girl friends all red heads?



A: KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Q: Why do fools fall in love?
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Old 07-08-2008, 08:29 PM   #98
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A: KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Q: Why do fools fall in love?


A: Because they're fools...(that was a really bad answer. I apologize.)

Q. Do you think anyone could survive Survivor: The Indiana Jones edition?
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Old 07-08-2008, 10:01 PM   #99
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A yes no maybe so!


Q: what woul indiana jones to if he got stuck on a desreted island with 20 4 year olds?
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Old 07-09-2008, 03:11 PM   #100
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A yes no maybe so!


Q: what woul indiana jones to if he got stuck on a desreted island with 20 4 year olds?


A: He'd start an archaeology class and they'd excavate the HECK outta that island!

Q: So, whose grail DID Donovan drink from?
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