"What if they say this...?" Possible dialogue lines from Indy IV... (add yours here!)
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Bjorn Heimdall
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Indy (With Mutt in his office at school): And that's why shouldn't be swinging that switchblade in class. No matter how hip it looks.
Mutt: Alright, professor.
Indy passes the knife to Mutt who starts playing with it.
Mutt: So you think it looks hip, huh?
Indy: Put that thing down.
Mutt: Or what?
Indy: Or I put you down.
Mutt: Wow, easy now. I've heard you've been through stuff but I don't think you could take me. Being a pensioner and all.
Indy: Well have you ever held up the Ark of the Covenant with a bazooka?
Mutt: No...
Indy: Then shut up.
Mutt: Yeah but that must have been like 50 years ago. And I bet you felt really powerful, threatening a box like that.
Indy: Tell you what. Give me a ride home and I'll take you with me on my safari later. I'll show you how to hunt south American Jaguarswith a bazooka. If you like, you can have a go at one with your switchblade.
Mutt: Ok that's hip. But how about your class?
Indy: I'm used to sneaking out on my students.
Mutt: ok but we have to bring mom along.
Indy: Sure, why not. What's her name?
Mutt: Alright, professor.
Indy passes the knife to Mutt who starts playing with it.
Mutt: So you think it looks hip, huh?
Indy: Put that thing down.
Mutt: Or what?
Indy: Or I put you down.
Mutt: Wow, easy now. I've heard you've been through stuff but I don't think you could take me. Being a pensioner and all.
Indy: Well have you ever held up the Ark of the Covenant with a bazooka?
Mutt: No...
Indy: Then shut up.
Mutt: Yeah but that must have been like 50 years ago. And I bet you felt really powerful, threatening a box like that.
Indy: Tell you what. Give me a ride home and I'll take you with me on my safari later. I'll show you how to hunt south American Jaguarswith a bazooka. If you like, you can have a go at one with your switchblade.
Mutt: Ok that's hip. But how about your class?
Indy: I'm used to sneaking out on my students.
Mutt: ok but we have to bring mom along.
Indy: Sure, why not. What's her name?
CamptownHats
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The_Raiders said:Hahaha, that's reall good, No Ticket, I thought of something else, not as good but I thought i'd share it.
Indy "I would have been a great father, Would I have told him to go to bed, brush his teeth do his homework? No, i would respect his privacy, and teach him self reliance."
Marion ""
Indy "I woulda done better then my father..."
I like the echo of the Henry Sr. line. If he delivered it in his own way, it could be a great subtle in joke.
CTH
The_Raiders
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CamptownHats said:
Haha, thanks, it would be pretty funny, but I dout they'd do it
Indy and Marion catching up on old times.
Indy "Marion, I'm so glad to see you again."
Marion "Thanks Indy. Same here, I havn't seen any men since we've been apart. Oh, this is my son, Mutt Williams"
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indyflys_solo
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No Ticket said:Indy: Marion Ravenwood... I always knew someda-
Marion: Save it.
Indy: You've got a lot of nerve showing up on my doorstep. After what you did to me.
Marion: What I did to YOU!? What about what you did to ME!?
Indy: (smart alecky) We've been over that. That's ancient history Marion.
Marion: Isn't that your speciality?
Indy: I'd say it's more yours isn't it? Who's the one who left who here... I was in love with you Marion!! I haven't heard a word from you in years.
Mutt: Excuse me, but umm...
Indy and Marion: (together) Stay out of this.
Indy: Look. I've had about enough of this. You're too much to deal with, you're a headache. You're a pain in the-
Marion: (yelling) Ass!!!
Indy: (cocky and smart alecky with attitude and Ford finger) You took the words right out of my mouth.
Mutt: Hey uhm, guys, I don't mean to interrupt your little temper tantrum but are you gonna help us or not?
Indy: WHY would I help you? You're just some punk in a leather jacket and a bike. You've got yourself into trouble you can get yourself out.
Marion: (turns around and shouts quickly) He's your son.
Indy:
Marion: (sweeter tone) Indiana. (walks up to him all sexy like yeahhh - and grabs his jacket) ... he's... your son.
Mutt: Wait, what did you just say?
Indy: But... wha--.... HOW?
Marion: I think you know how it works. And if you mean when, do the math.
Indy: Why didn't you tell me about this sooner?
Marion: Because I didn't think you'd be a good father!
Indy: I would've been a GREAT FATHER!
Marion: HEH! Likely Story!
Mutt: Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey!!
That's fantasmic.
The_Raiders
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Indy and looking for a transport to where ever the skull is. Then he comes across Mutt.
Mutt "Marion here tells me your looking for a transport to (where the skull is)"
Indy "Indeed, if it's a fast vehicle"
Mutt "Fast vehicle? you've never heard of the Mutt mobile?"
Indy "No should I have?"
Mutt "It's the motorcycle that out ran heavy Russian equipment, not just jeeps, I'm talking jungle cutters, etc, what's the cargo"
Indy "Me, the woman (Marion) and no questions asked!"
Mutt "Ha ha, what is it some kind of local trouble?"
Indy "Lets just say we'd like to avoid any russian entanglements."
Mutt "Well, that's the real trick isn't it? And it'll cost you something extra."
Well I'm sure you guys know where this conversation is going
Mutt "Marion here tells me your looking for a transport to (where the skull is)"
Indy "Indeed, if it's a fast vehicle"
Mutt "Fast vehicle? you've never heard of the Mutt mobile?"
Indy "No should I have?"
Mutt "It's the motorcycle that out ran heavy Russian equipment, not just jeeps, I'm talking jungle cutters, etc, what's the cargo"
Indy "Me, the woman (Marion) and no questions asked!"
Mutt "Ha ha, what is it some kind of local trouble?"
Indy "Lets just say we'd like to avoid any russian entanglements."
Mutt "Well, that's the real trick isn't it? And it'll cost you something extra."
Well I'm sure you guys know where this conversation is going
herr gruber
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Indy is holding onto Mutt's arm. Mutt is hanging above a deep drop to certain death, trying to reach a tube of Bryllcream. HIs fingers grasping toward the tube.
INDY: Hang on, sonny, I can't hold you!
MUTT: I can get it! I can almost reach it, dad!
INDY: Mutt...Mutt...Let it go...
Mutt heeds his father's advice and - with a tear in his eyes- gives up on the Bryllcream forever.
INDY: Hang on, sonny, I can't hold you!
MUTT: I can get it! I can almost reach it, dad!
INDY: Mutt...Mutt...Let it go...
Mutt heeds his father's advice and - with a tear in his eyes- gives up on the Bryllcream forever.
xVendetta17x
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Haha, we should've written the script
Shortie
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Indiana Jones & The Fanboys of Doom.
"I think there should be a son"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
"Dude shut up!"
"Hey, look! *8 million Sallahs walk in*"
" I told you no Sallahs! This is... *Starts counting*(10 hours later...)8 million Sallahs!"
"Where's the actual chracters?"
"STFU n00b"
"...*Confused* How am I a noob?" *Gets shot*
"I think there should be a son"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
"Dude shut up!"
"Hey, look! *8 million Sallahs walk in*"
" I told you no Sallahs! This is... *Starts counting*(10 hours later...)8 million Sallahs!"
"Where's the actual chracters?"
"STFU n00b"
"...*Confused* How am I a noob?" *Gets shot*
SterankoII
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I know some fans don't like the idea of reusing some dialogue from Raiders but what if it was this dialogue but reversed for KOTCS?
INDY:"I was trying to escape!"
MARION:"How hard were you trying?"
INDY:"I was trying to escape!"
MARION:"How hard were you trying?"
xVendetta17x
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Psht it's not like they aren't already doing itSterankoII said:
indyflys_solo
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SterankoII said:
THAT would make me laugh. A lot.
