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The Drifter

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Team Indy said:
A: No, see Temple of Doom. Her attraction vanished as soon as she finds out his age.

Q: Why doesn't Indy ever go to Finland?

A: Because Finn lives there! (I kid, I kid!)

Q: Why did Indiana never have need to use the bathroom?
 

Dr Bones

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Q. He's a common or garden muggle, albeit sprinkled with a peppering of impossible good luck from the dandruff of a leprechaun.

A. Why does this forum exist?
 

JCC1004

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A:Mutt would think thier having a "second childhood" and Marion would just vomit and kill herself.

Q: Why is this my favorite fourm game?
 

DocWhiskey

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A: The script for Indy 5, 3 pretzels, a calculator, passports, and the keys to the Millennium Falcon.

Q: How fast does Indy grow his stubble?
 

Team Indy

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A: (sings) "He was in the mood for love, simply because she was near him. Simply because she was near him, he was in the mood for love."

Q: Rene Belloq has a secret identity. What is it?
 

Team Indy

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A: Is it 5:00pm on the East Coast? Yes, it is.

Q: Indy looks like he's 80 years old in Crystal Skull. What the heck happened to him?
 

The Drifter

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matt black said:
A George Lucas and his band of scallywag CGI monkee's

Q Why did Indy never sink a well and retire ?

A: He did not hold the mineral rights in Venice.

Q: Did Willie's perfume make the elephant smell better?
 

The Drifter

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JCC1004 said:
A: No, it just made the elephant high.

Q: Just how anicent is the oak you always sit under Lonsome?

A: It's roughly around 30,000 years old.

Q: Don't mess with my ancient oak, okay?
 

Team Indy

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A: I won't mess with your ancient oak, but if you like whiskey, maybe you'll be interested in this "Ancient Oak" vintage...

Q: If Walter Donovan wasn't consumed by greed and the lust for power, do you think he'd be a nice guy? He does pretend to be nice in order to draw in Indy and to help his social life.
 
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