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Old 10-10-2010, 08:24 AM   #51
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Yo momma so ugly, the spirits that came out of the Ark were afraid to look at her.

...For fear their face might melt off.
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Old 10-10-2010, 08:45 AM   #52
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The Well of Souls was SO dank, disturbing, and big, they were originally gonna call it "Your Mom".
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Old 10-10-2010, 03:22 PM   #53
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The Well of Souls was SO dank, disturbing, and big, they were originally gonna call it "Your Mom".


That made me laugh pretty hard.

Thought of this one at lunch earlier.
"Yo momma so fat it took them 3 times to completely burn her in the pit of doom"... Hehe.

*EDIT* ...
Just looked at my first post which is the same except I said Ark... Now I know why that joke sounded familiar...
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Old 10-10-2010, 11:46 PM   #54
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Your mom's SO fat, the residents of Pankot Palace worshipped her as a sacred cow.
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Old 10-11-2010, 01:48 AM   #55
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Belloq's head didn't explode because of the spirits... He had made eye contact with you ugly momma!

Yo momma so fat, that pillar of fire from the ark was her heart burn!
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Old 10-11-2010, 01:52 AM   #56
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Yo mamma so fat that the boulder in RotLA was her kidney stone!

Yo momma so dumb that when Willie feel in the pool of water in ToD, she said "Look, a wet willy!" and thought it was the best joke ever!
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Old 10-11-2010, 09:38 AM   #57
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Just Wow...Lonsome Drifter... Haha.
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Old 10-11-2010, 09:57 AM   #58
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Yo Momma is so rank, if you buried her in the sand for five thousand years she’d still be worthless.

Yo Momma is so fat she got stuck in the canyon.
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Old 10-11-2010, 10:20 AM   #59
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Yo Mama is so fat that she makes the Earth look like an amoeba.
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Old 10-11-2010, 10:46 AM   #60
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Yo Momma is so fat, she ate the fly.

Yo Momma is so cruel she gives mercenaries a bad name.
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Old 10-11-2010, 11:16 PM   #61
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I guess it is transforming into an indy and regular yo momma thread.
All the same. I have more regular ones anyway...

Yo momma so nasty she did a split and left that stain on your carpet...
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Old 10-11-2010, 11:27 PM   #62
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Yo momma so nasty she did a split and left that stain on your carpet...

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Yo Momma is so rank, if you buried her in the sand for five thousand years she’d still be worthless.

LOL!!



Your mom's so fat, she's three weeks in every direction.
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Old 10-12-2010, 10:03 AM   #63
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Yo Momma. Very dangerous. You go first.
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Old 10-12-2010, 10:11 AM   #64
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Yo Momma. Very dangerous. You go first.

Ahaha. Took me about three seconds to remember what quote you got that from.

Yo momma so manly they originaly had her as the airplane mechanic in Raiders.
You momma so OLD, da grail knight and her were in grade school together.

Yo momma so fat she uses semi trucks as roller skates. (Not indy related but still)...

Oh and im glad you liked the last one, Gear. Your last one was hilarious. Haha.
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Old 10-12-2010, 10:33 AM   #65
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The man with the fat is back, cause this time he’s bringing Yo Momma.

Yo Momma is so fat, Indy lashed himself to her periscope. Katanga said, “Damn!”
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Old 10-12-2010, 10:56 AM   #66
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Yo momma so ugly that the Grail Knight said, "Holy sh*t! Here, take the damn cup!" and ran off.

Yo momma so dumb that she thinks that Indy's now immortal because he drank from the grail.
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Old 10-12-2010, 02:38 PM   #67
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Yo Momma is so fat, Vogel rode her off the cliff.

Yo Momma is so fat and rank, the crocodiles choked.
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Old 10-14-2010, 05:33 AM   #68
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Your mom's so fat and loose, she had the Bantu Wind AND the crew pass in the night...



AND U-26!




(I wasn't involved, btw... Coz yo' momma so nasty!)
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Old 10-14-2010, 09:01 AM   #69
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Yo Momma got so many fat rolls, Indy never found the antidote!
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Old 10-15-2010, 09:06 AM   #70
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Yo Momma is so fat, Wested charged her extra. Peter Botwright said, “Damn!”
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Old 10-17-2010, 11:33 AM   #71
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Yo Momma so fat the Ark could only melt off her big toe...
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Old 10-20-2010, 12:19 AM   #72
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Your mom's so fat, when she tried to post a picture of herself in the "Ugly Mugs of Raveners'" thread, an error message popped up saying "Exceeds maximum size limit".


Your mom's so ugly, when she tried it again, vBulletin crashed.
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Old 10-30-2010, 08:10 PM   #73
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Yo momma’s so dumb she sold herself for an Etruscan vase!
Yo momma’s so fat the ark ghosts couldn’t even find her face in the rolls!
Yo momma’s so fat she is the space between spaces!
Yo momma’s so ugly she put the ‘cry’ is crystal skull!
Yo momma’s so fat that when Sallah said Henry was in the belly of the steel beast Indy said, “That ain’t no steel beast... that’s yo momma!”
Yo momma’s so rank the Maypore villagers said, “DAMN!”
Yo momma’s so fat Indy smuggled Shorty into the US inside her!
Yo momma’s so old she belongs in a museum!
Yo momma’s so loose that Vogel said, “this is how I say goodbye to yo momma!” and dry-humped Indy!
Yo momma’s so dumb she thought Club Obi-Wan came with mayo!
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Old 10-31-2010, 01:22 PM   #74
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Yo momma so fat they used her as a cushion for stunts when they filming.
*Cough*
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Old 11-04-2010, 09:52 AM   #75
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Yo momma’s so fat that when Sallah said Henry was in the belly of the steel beast Indy said, “That ain’t no steel beast... that’s yo momma!”
Yo momma’s so old she belongs in a museum!
Yo momma’s so loose that Vogel said, “this is how I say goodbye to yo momma!” and dry-humped Indy!

Good ones, Detritch. Steel Beast was lol.
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