Hey moderators: can I just post the whole Saucer Men script here? It's short as screenplays go, just over 20,000 words, 80 pages. Now, here's the bar scene. (Keep in mind this story was conceived by George Lucas, author of Star Wars 2: Anakin's Creek.)
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INT. CHAPEL - DAY
Indy wanders back into the church. He takes off his buttoner and tosses the flower. A WOMAN'S VOICE behind him brings him out of his thoughts...
MARION(V.O.)
I've always found that in times like this, it's always better to go and have a drink.
Indy sees Marion sitting in a pew.
INDY
No thanks, Marion.
Willie Scott joins her.
WILLIE
Oh, Indy... I'm so sorry. What you need right now is a little womanly comfort.
INT. BAR - NIGHT
Indy drowns his sorrows in a drink, surrounded on either side by Willie and Marion.
INDY
How could this have happened to me? I mean, I?m the catch of the century...
WILLIE
Oh, honey, I know. My hear breaks for you.
MARION
It's her lost, Indy...Though, it's true, you've never had good timing with women...
INDY
Good timing?
MARION
Remember the time in the desert you left me tied up...
WILLIE
Or the time you left me all alone in that palace just so you could go explore some tunnel...
INDY
Well, the least she could've done is tell me.
WILLIE
(to Marion)
He isn't the easiest person to talk to, either.
MARION
I know, and when he sleeps he does this little thing when he breathes...
WILLIE
(remembering)
...like this!...
They both emulate Indy sleeping and burst into fits of laughter.
INDY
You are wonderful company.
WILLIE
Oh, Indy, really...When it comes to women, you are so naive. Did it ever occur to you that you know very little about this person?
INDY
That's not true...
MARION
What are her favorite foods?
WILLIE
What is her favorite dress?
MARION
He's probably not seen her in anything but khakis.
Indy starts to protest, then realizes they have a point. He looks lower than ever.
WILLIE
Oh. Indy, don't look so sad, she probably just got cold feet.
Willie and Marion exchange a look, remembering...
WILLIE AND MARION
(together)
Cold feet!
They burst into laughter again.