If Indiana Jones and company had Twitter accounts...

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I hate rain, I hate men, AND I HATE INDY1 @WillieScott

Sheesh, lady, keep your pants on. @theindianajones

Well, you practically kidnapped me BURNED DOWN MY NIGHTCLUB AND KILLED LAO CHE1 @williescott

Willie, for strters, I didn't burn it own *down, srry, I destroyed it. And a far as I kknow, Lao Che's still alive somewhere. But what are ou complaining about? HE WAS A FAMOUS GANGSTER1 @theindianajones

(smiles suggestively) Ya know, Jones, if you'd just stuck to me, none of this would have EVER HAPPENED. @marypotaty

(grins and winks) Great Idea, Marion1 I'll be sure to team up with you... NEXT YEAR1 (awesome smiley faec) @theindianajones

Ooh, damnyou, Jones1 @williescott

(facepalm) Next time, I need to get my prequel and sequel shi straightened out @marypotaty

ur not the only one @williescott

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Is it me, or are the Indygirls dumb as rocks??? @TheRaven

Well... it is just you, honestly. They're smart, and kind, and funny, and very honest. and without them, I wouldn't survive one day So nyeh. (sticks tongue out) @theindianajones

:whip: (walks away with bullwhip and handgun in tow)
 
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