Rocket Surgeon
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Nurhachi1991 said:
What is that? Italian?
How many times do you fart per day?
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What is that? Italian?
The Drifter
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Rocket Surgeon said:
Sounds more like French. It's related to "oui oui" I believe.
Montana Smith
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Nurhachi1991 said:
You mean a fart-and-follow-through?
Lonsome Drifter said:
Or maybe German?
A general exit or release.
Theres even a chance...
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Duece&defid=1198284
Nurhachi1991
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wow thanks for telling me i spelt poop wrng 
The Drifter
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Nurhachi1991 said:wow thanks for telling me i spelt poop wrng
You spelled 'wrong' wrong as well.
Montana Smith
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Nurhachi1991 said:wow thanks for telling me i spelt poop wrng
And you didn't capitalize your 'I'.
Maybe you have an inferiority issue.
If you tell me about your childhood, and your first poopy memory, we might be able to cure you. Might even be able to cure your alcoholism, but it'll cost extra.
Indy's brother
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This thread. And Stoo has a problem with the "What Are You Eating?" thread. This forum has reached a new low. My record is 32.
Nurhachi1991
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Montana Smith said:And you didn't capitalize your 'I'.
Maybe you have an inferiority issue.
If you tell me about your childhood, and your first poopy memory, we might be able to cure you. Might even be able to cure your alcoholism, but it'll cost extra.
Well it all started in the 4th grade... I asked this girl to the ice cream social and she said no.... than I feel into a deep dark depression filled with anger,sex,drugs,mispelling of words and bad punctuation.. but I had a dream last night were a butterfly landed on my shoulder..
Montana Smith
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Indy's brother said:
This thread has much more atmoshere than 'What r u eating?'
You can almost smell the atmosphere in the air...
Oh, someone open a window!
Nurhachi said:
That's a really sad story. As much as I'd like to take your money, it would be dishonest. You're a hopeless case!
Oh, the butterfly represented the transience of beauty, and of everything else that doesn't stick around long.
If you want to try self-help, I'd recommend reading Joyce's Ulysses.
It's full of gems such as this:
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Indy's brother
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Montana Smith said:
Nope. 'Hachi farted in his sleep and the butterfly's flapping wings was his subconscious mind fanning his unconscious body's "Sleep Fart" away from him. It's these type of survival mechanisms that have elevated us Indyfans to the top of the Doody-heap/food-chain. Yes, I managed to link eating, "Doody", evolution, and Freud into one coherent response. Consider this a challenge, Mr. Smith. Consider this post your dueling pistol: Ten paces, and no less, sir!
Wait, didn't we duel here once before? Over a Hammer film reference in LC that also involved Doody? My subconscious mind may also need a closer look.......
Nurhachi1991
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Indy's brother said:
Why you gotta break balls?
The Drifter
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Nurhachi1991 said:
Don't put that image in my head ever again, 'Nurch! It made me wince. Ouch!
Montana Smith
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Indy's brother said:
32? What r u eating to achieve that score?
Indy's brother
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Because sometimes I'm fast on wit and slow on charm.....? You got love over here. Big stinky love.Nurhachi1991 said:
Montana Smith said:
Taco pizza, Budwieser, and the souls of dead puppies. Why?
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Indy's brother said:
In case anyone wanted to match or beat your record...
I think Lonsome posted a recipe for the puppy souls.
And mentioning souls brings these soles to mind:
I believe this is a recipe for a perfect storm.
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Montana Smith said:
Wrapped in bacon, I'm sure. (*BMMMMMF*) Excuse me. Just thinking about it makes my bowels release.
The Drifter
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Montana Smith said:
I sure did. It goes great with mushy peas and boiled cabbage. But, the latter is what gives me the gas.
Beano anyone?
Indy's brother
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Lonsome_Drifter said:
I've lived below the Mason Dixon for 5 years now, and I can give you a tip. Your puppy has to be corn-fed before slaughter, and then simmered for a full day in hominy to de-gass it. The cabbage part is a myth. It's the puppy.
Montana Smith
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Lonsome_Drifter said:
Beans?
Hot saddle sauce.