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Yo Momma! Indy Jokes
Similiar to gear guardian's thread...But there will be Yo Momma! jokes all-round...if anyone participates though no-one probly will...so just make yo mooma jokes..INDY STYLE
example:..YO MOMMA so fat it took the Ark 3 times to melt her face...
(sorry if that sucked...)
YO MOMMA so ugly Mola Ram ripped his own heart out.
( another stupid one..)
Well if you guys game then post some yo momma jokes...
...so fat, she survived in the desert one thousand years without grail water.
...so fat, she already had seagulls circling her on the beach.
...so ugly, the chilled monkey brain registered one final thought: "Damn, she ugly."
(And so forth.)
Give yourselves some credit, folks....whenever you say your jokes are going to be dumb I laugh the hardest
Here's my contributions:
Nurhachi's momma was so fat, they had to put her in 12 urns.
Your momma's so fat, Indy could ride her to Pankot Palace.
Your momma's so old she doesn't need an ark to talk to God, they went to kindergarten together.
Yo mamma so fat that she died of a massive heart attack from years of eating fatty foods and not getting enough carbohydrates and exercise even after multiple liposuction and bypass surgeries and you're going to wish that instead of telling "yo mamma" jokes you would've spent more time with her but now you can't because she's gone forever.
Yo mamma so fat that she died of a massive heart attack from years of eating fatty foods and not getting enough carbohydrates and exercise even after multiple liposuction and bypass surgeries and you're going to wish that instead of telling "yo mamma" jokes you would've spent more time with her but now you can't because she's gone forever.
Yo mamma so fat that she died of a massive heart attack from years of eating fatty foods and not getting enough carbohydrates and exercise even after multiple liposuction and bypass surgeries and you're going to wish that instead of telling "yo mamma" jokes you would've spent more time with her but now you can't because she's gone forever.
...so fat, she survived in the desert one thousand years without grail water.
...so fat, she already had seagulls circling her on the beach.
...so ugly, the chilled monkey brain registered one final thought: "Damn, she ugly."
(And so forth.)
Nah, I just thought of it...never even been to a Star Wars fan site...
he he
