metalinvader said:At least 20..26 if I'm at work ( 90% male environment..You gotta expect a farting contest)
herr gruber said:I can proudly say that I have never farted in my entire life. It's so disgusting. I prefer to keep it in and develop internal problems. I am currently a size 54 waistline due to severe bloating of the stomach but I'd rather look like a blimp than to release noxious odours.
I wonder if Indy ever farted? Perhaps that's why his trousers are so baggy: easy release.
oki9Sedo said:Its impossible to not fart. You develop a certain volume of gas each day and it has to be released sometime.
I'm sure Indy has let rip the odd one in bed or between lectures.
herr gruber said:Nevertheless, I can assure you that I have never farted in my life.
oki9Sedo said:This business of not deliberately farting to save the environment is pointless, my friend, because it'll come out passively anyway. It has to. You're producing it all the time and it can't stay in your bowel.
So you're torturing yourself for nothing. You'll also fart alot more in your sleep, by the way. Not very pleasant for any woman you're in bed with. Or man, as the case may be. God forbid anything else.
Anyway, yes, there's also an English "performer" called Mr. Methane, who farts songs for a living:
http://www.mrmethane.com/
herr gruber said:"Or man as the case may be?!!!" "God forbid anything else"!!! Really, Oki9, a guy sleeps with a horse once and he gets called a pervert.
herr gruber said:By the way, I have never farted. Did I mention that?
ReggieSnake said:strange...very strange. *cough*, moving right along...
herr gruber said:I wonder if Indy ever farted? Perhaps that's why his trousers are so baggy: easy release.