Caption Contest 25

Canyon

Well-known member
Yay! I won the last one! Yipeee!!! (<small>Canyon jumps around the room like a mad thing...</small>)







Have fun with this one! :D


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spohlso

New member
Rock: "Can you smeeeellll what the Rock is cooking?"

Indy: "Yes, you are apperantly cooking your own chest!"
 

omega5ooo

New member
canyon that pic is sooooo funny!!! Spohlso's Caption too! I laughed so hard at both!!!

Monster: "And one- and two- and ... Wait a second... Why goes training so easy today?"
Indy: "Oh well see it's cuz I didn't eat anything since the beginning of this game..."

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Mosnter: "Hulk... SMASH Indy"

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Monster: "Ooooops I did it again! I mistook my mic for a indy - yeaaaah i need glasseeeeeees!!"

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Indy: "Now THIS really is a terrortubbie!!!" (Look here to understand: http://www.mondominishows.com/minibytes/index.html)

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Monster: "NO, I DON'T WANT A NICE LEATHER JACKET!!!"
 

Attila the Professor

Moderator
Staff member
Ever since Frederick, all the Frankenstein's had insisted upon teaching their monster's to sing and dance. Freddy taught his "Puttin' on the Ritz." Suffice it to say that his ancestor's choices never mentioned Gary Cooper.

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Sophia after the Atlantis god machine.

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Indy: "If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times, I could fight my way out of this easily if my pant's were the right color."

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Harrison immediately regretted agreeing to do Rocky VI once he saw what Sly had done to himself since the last one.

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Mola Ram never knew what happened to the holes in his victim's chests after they were lowered into the lava. For quite awhile, neither did Indy.
 

Yanar

New member
"Indiana Jones meets the Hulk?.......I swear, If I see 1 more crossover.........."

"hey, I can see my hotel room from here!"

"Good thing I had those staples!"

What a rip-off of 'bane' from 'Batman and Robin'! Quick Indy! the tubes!!!

a flash of leg........the.....wait a minute! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Indy: "OH! what's the use? even if I defeat this goon.....von beck is waiting outside.......PLEASE! TAKE ME NOW!!!"
 

omega5ooo

New member
Put me down! You're too sci-fi for a game playing in 1935 anyway!!!

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Oh no it's starting to rain! Good thing i have my new 100 $ designer umbrella with me.

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At least he's not glowing blue.

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Indy suddenly was confronted with a mix out of a human being and a data wraith...

http://www.gamespot.com/pc/action/tron20/screens.html?page=40

(the head! note the head!!!)

[Edited by omega5ooo on 08-03-2003 at 02:56 pm]
 

Kill Cavalry

New member
Directions: Your average Nazi Frankenstein requires at least fifty Indy lifts a day to stay in top physical condition. If your Nazi Frankenstien does not acheieve this physical goal it becomes unlikely he will be able to carry out zombie fascist needs.
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With his legs shaking, the monster finally heaves Indiana Jones above for all to see, and to the cheers of a massive crowd finally breaks the weight lifting record that has stood since 1927, earning himself a gold medal and proving once and for all the even evil creations of fascist scientists can acomplish great things.
 

Aaron H

Moderator Emeritus
Every man wants to be a macho macho man
to have the kind of body always in demand
Jogging in the mornings go man go
works out in the health spa muscles glow
You can best believe that he's a macho man
ready to get down with, anyone he can

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Macho, macho man (macho man)
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! Ow....

Macho, macho man
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man (yeah, yeah)
I've got to be a macho!

You can tell a macho, he has a funky walk
his western shirts and leather, always look so boss
Funky with his body, he's a king
call him Mister Eagle, dig his chains
You can best believe that, he's a macho man
likes to be the leader, he never dresses grand

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Macho, macho man
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! (all right)

Macho, macho man (yeah, yeah)
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! All Right!

Every man ought to be a macho macho man,
To live a life of freedom, machos make a stand,
Have their own life style and ideals,
Possess the strength and confidence, life's a steal,
You can best believe that he's a macho man
He's a special person in anybody's land.

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Macho, macho man (macho man)
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! (dig the hair on my chest)

Macho, macho man (see my big thick mustache)
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! (Dig broad shoulders)

Macho, macho man (dig my muscles!)
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho!

Macho, macho man
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! HEY!

(a sincere apology to the Village People)
 

Attila the Professor

Moderator
Staff member
Canyon, I want to say that I speak for all of us when I say that Aaron's caption was excellent.

Canyon, I also want to remind you that it is preferred for you to include the winning captions in the final post of judgement.

;)
 

omega5ooo

New member
Hmm... I liked spohlso's a lot, also Attila's "Sophia" one and Kill Cavalry's first one. Though I gotta admit Aaron's is also awesome... (lol)
 

Yanar

New member
yeah, hahaha, Aaron's is good ('a sincere apology to the Village People', hahahah!!!!)




is it just me.....or does it look like he has constipation?
 

swords

New member
Hold on, one second...

Lets see, yes!

Indy: "Jewels...why did it have to be my family jewels?"


At one point, the big guy had a difficult time finding the man in the hat, Indy!
 
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