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Old 04-11-2008, 06:04 PM   #26
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"Fortune and pants, kid. Fortune and pants"
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Old 04-11-2008, 06:41 PM   #27
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"We are just moving through history. The pants IS history. You want to see it open as much as I."
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Old 04-11-2008, 07:48 PM   #28
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molla Ram has Willie and Shorty

Indy "You want the pants Mola Ram?! Let'em go!"

Mola Ram "Ha ha, drop the pants Dr.Jones, they will be found! You won't!"

Indy "Oh, ****"

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Indy walks into the raven

indy "Hello Marian"

Marian "Indiana jones, I always knew some day you'd be walking back through my door, Inever doubted that. So what brings you here to Nepal?"

indy "I need one of the pants your father collected"

Marion *socks Indy*
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Old 04-11-2008, 08:19 PM   #29
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Vogel: "What do the Pants tell you that they doesn't tell us?!"

Henry:"They tell me that goose-stepping morons like yourself should try reading pants instead of burning them."
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Donavan:Not those Pants-the other Pants!
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Old 04-11-2008, 08:25 PM   #30
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Indy to Marcus "...I need to locate Abner.... DO you think they'll still be with him?"

Marcus "Possibly, those pants are the least ofyour worries beleive me."
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Old 04-11-2008, 08:35 PM   #31
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Merchant: Ah... pants! Surprise!
Willie: Whats the surprise?
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Old 04-11-2008, 08:36 PM   #32
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Inbanana
Merchant: Ah... pants! Surprise!
Willie: Whats the surprise?


Haha, *unzippes the pants and underwear comes out* lol
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Old 04-11-2008, 08:40 PM   #33
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Indy: He's saying that when the stones were taken the village pants dried up and the pants turned to sand... The pants were swallowed by the earth and the pants lay down and turned to dust... Then one night there was a fire in the pants... The men went out to fight the fire, when they came back the women were crying in the darkness...pants...He says they stole their pants.
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Old 04-11-2008, 08:42 PM   #34
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"The pants, Lao, deal was for the pants"
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Old 04-11-2008, 09:48 PM   #35
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CHATTAR LAL: Dr. Jones, it our country a guest does not usually insult his host.

INDIANA: Sorry, I thought we were just talking about Pants.
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Old 04-12-2008, 09:32 AM   #36
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Ask yourself: why do you seek the pants of Christ? Is it for your glory or his?
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Old 04-16-2008, 06:31 PM   #37
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Elsa: I left your father working in the library. He sent me to the map section to fetch an ancient plan of the city. When I got back to his table-he'd gone-with all his papers-except for those pants which I found near his chair.

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Elsa: What were they looking for?
Indy: This.
Elsa: The pants.
Indy: Uh-huh.
Elsa: You had them? You didn't trust me!
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Old 04-16-2008, 09:11 PM   #38
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Willie "So where'd you find your little body gaurd?"

Indy "I didn't find him, I caught him."

Willie "Huh?"

Indy "His pants were destoyed in the bombing of Shanghi, he's been living on the streets ever since.."
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Old 05-02-2008, 03:19 PM   #39
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You guys are truly peurile. But if I must...

Indy: If you want me, Willie, you know where you can find me.
Willie: Five pants. You'll be back over here in five pants.
Indy: I'll be asleep in five pants.

OR....

Indy: We'll discuss my pants over dinner and champagne tonight.

OR...

Indy: Tell them that Lord Clarence MacDonald and his lovely assistant [skreeech] are here to view the pants.
Butler: Pants?
Indy: Dear me, the man is dense. This is a castle, isn't it? There are many pants...
Butler: Yes, this is a castle. And we have many pants. But if you are Scottish Lord, then I am Mickey Mouse!

OR...

Indy: Pants. I hate these guys.

That's my contributiuon to this inane (though mildly hilarious) thread.
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Old 05-02-2008, 03:22 PM   #40
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Indy: This is it, this is where Foresstal cashed in.

Satipo: A friend of yours?

Indy: A pair of pants, they were good, they were very very good.
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Old 05-02-2008, 03:29 PM   #41
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Indy to Mac: "Put your pants down, will ya, you're embarrassing us..."

Indy to Mutt: "I'd cover my pants if I were you..."

Mutt to his tight pants: "Get on, pants!" (okay, now I'm stretching it... )
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Old 05-20-2008, 05:23 AM   #42
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Mola Ram: The British in pants will be slaughtered. Then we will overrun the Moslems and force their pants to bow to Kali. And then the Hebrew pants will fall and finally the Christian pants will be cast down and forgotten
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Old 05-20-2008, 04:34 PM   #43
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"Colonel! My pants are getting away!"

"I think not heir Donovan..."

"Not THOSE pants, the OTHER pants!"

(his pants run by, laughing raucously)
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Old 05-26-2008, 10:41 AM   #44
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Belloq: "Please, pants down before you fall down."
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Old 05-26-2008, 07:11 PM   #45
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"We have top pants working on it."
"Who?"
"Top. Pants."
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Old 05-26-2008, 09:45 PM   #46
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"You came back for the pants? Why?"
"My father didn't want them incinerated."

"Are you kidding? I made that up! You know Marcus - he got lost in his own pants!

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Old 05-26-2008, 10:35 PM   #47
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Indy: Here, have some pants.

Marion: What's this?

Indy: They're pants, ya eat 'em!
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Old 05-31-2008, 07:37 PM   #48
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"It is the destroyer of pants, Dr.Jones"

Mutt: "Woah look at their skulls! Why are thwy like that?!"

Indy: "The Nazca Indians used to bind their infants heads with rop to elongate the skull."

Mutt: "Why?"

Indy: "To honor the pants."
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Old 05-31-2008, 07:37 PM   #49
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"Even in this part of the world we are not completely unpantsed"
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Old 05-31-2008, 07:43 PM   #50
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"The legend says, that a pair of pants were stolen from a mythical lost wal-mart in the amazon, suposedly built outa solid gold, whoever returns the pants will be given a gift card."
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