Raiders of the Lost BALLS!

Webley

New member
#1:

"The last time I saw your father, we were in the library.
He was very close to tracking down the knight's BALLS!
I've never seen him so excited."

#2:

"Dr. Jones."

"Yes?"

"I will take the BALLS! now."

"What BALLS!"

"You have the BALLS! in your pocket."

#3:

"You dolt! Do you think my son would be that stuped that he would bring my BALLS! all the way back here?"

#4:

"Come on, Dad. Come on."

"What about the BALLS!"

"We're not going on the BALLS!"

#5:

"You can't save him when you"re dead! The healing power of the BALLS! is the only thing that can save your father now."

#6:

"Ooh, what big BALLS!"

"Those aren't big birds, sweetheart. They're giant vampire BALLS!"

#7:

"I was happy in Shanghai. I had a little house... and a garden. My friends were rich.We went to parties all the time in limousines. I hate being out side! I'm a singer! I could lose my BALLS!"

#8:

"You found Nurhachi?"

"You know I did. Last night one of your boys tried to get Nurhachi without paying for him."

"You have insulted my son."

No, you have insulted me. I spared his BALLS!"

#9:

Short Round
"What do you got?"

Indy
"Two BALLS!"

Short Round
"Aha-ha, three aces I win. Two more BALLS! I have all your money.Ha, ha, ha!"

Indy
"It poke-her Shorty anything can happen."

#10:

"It's a Thuggee ceremony. They're worshipping BALLS!"

#11:

"That's the BALLS! thay took from the village. It's one of the Sankara BALLS!

"Why thay glow like that?"

"The legend says when the BALLS! are brought together, the diamonds inside them will glow."
 
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DaFedora

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Mariah said:
Profesor of archeaology, expert on the occult, and how does one say it? Obtainer of rare balls.

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL !

I almost pissed my BALLS upon reading that !
 

kongisking

Active member
René Belloq said:
"Ever since you got into my club you haven't been able to take your BALLS off me"

!!!!!!!!! :sick: :D

What is the point of this thread? To act perverted or something? Seems pointless to me...
 

Dr. Gonzo

New member
The healing power of the balls is the only thing that can save your father now! Its time to ask yourself what you believe.
 
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