Beat the m347, revisioned 2013 edition

H or M?

  • H

    Votes: 1 16.7%
  • M

    Votes: 5 83.3%

  • Total voters
    6

Nurhachi1991

Well-known member
Right now it's about 90 degrees where I live and my house does not have air conditioning it's hotter than the Thuggee sacrafice pit in my room and the fan is not cutting it.





How do you guys beat the heat?
 

The Drifter

New member
You don't wanna know what I thought this topic title said at first glance.
Anyway, window fans are nice for fresher air. Ice water or tea. You're lucky, it's 49 degrees here and been raining for three days.
 

Gear

New member
Funny to ask that here... Oh, you said heat.
















[EDIT] Hmph, I see _Drifter was mistaken too.
 

Nurhachi1991

Well-known member
I know thats what everyone was going to think when I made the title so don't feel bad hahaha



I should of titled it how do you stay cool.
 

Gear

New member
Well, you've seen the t-shirt 'says "Make awkward sexual advances-Not war"?




So do you live by that rule, or are you just happy to see me?
 

NoCamels

New member
Open the windows, all the interior doors, and the back door and get a cross-breeze going. Add fans for extra air circulation. And eat popsicles. Sit in the basement. Turn off extra lights. Closing the window shades (especially if they're venetian blinds) to block the sun but still allow air to circulate sometimes helps.


Though to be honest, the way our house is situated (south-facing, in a narrow valley) we get such good cross-breezes that A. we have a large collection of decorative bricks to hold doors open and B. we run the air conditioning an average of one day per year-only in the most awful humidity.
 

DocWhiskey

Well-known member
It has to be quiet and there has to be no one around.

Then I use some lotion and my imagination.


Yes.


You mean know one else here beats the heat by masturbating?

Just like having AC. Except not really.
 

Nurhachi1991

Well-known member
Haha well Doc I guess that would get your mind off the heat so that is some decent input (y)





But I just watched Platoon last night with a bandana soaked in ice water haha it was so hot and humid I felt like I was in Nam.
 

The Drifter

New member
Nurhachi1991 said:
Haha well Doc I guess that would get your mind off the heat so that is some decent input (y)





But I just watched Platoon last night with a bandana soaked in ice water haha it was so hot and humid I felt like I was in Nam.

"Manny where joo at?"

EDIT: LMAO, I just noticed the title change!
 

Nurhachi1991

Well-known member
Lonsome_Drifter said:
"Manny where joo at?"

EDIT: LMAO, I just noticed the title change!



It was Junior that fell Asleep!!!!!




Hahahahhah I just that noticed that do I wonder who changed the title Hmmmmmm Finn? hahaha
 

The Drifter

New member
pla05.jpg

"What are ya, Lieutenant? Jewish? Wahahahahahah!"
 

Gear

New member
So next do we get a thread titled "How do you gush the plush"?







If so, do we get to be tell it real, or what?
 

metalinvader

Well-known member
How?

With National Geographic.It's the sneaky boys porn.

*Waits for RedeemedChild to enter the thread to tell us we are all going to hell for having no morals.*:p
 

Agent Crab

New member
metalinvader said:
How?

With National Geographic.It's the sneaky boys porn.

*Waits for RedeemedChild to enter the thread to tell us we are all going to hell for having no morals.*:p


Indywolf. I dunno what her reaction would be.
 
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