Things the Indiana Jones characters would never say

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It should be pretty self-explanatory. You can do dialogues as well as one-liners. If you have any questions, PM me.

I'll start.

Indy: Does fishnet look good on me, Sallah?

Indy: Oh, Mutt, you wore my favorite blouse.

Indy: Steroids gave me breasts, so I did it the old-fashioned way and worked out in a gym.

Marion: Indy, I'm pregnant with Marcus Brody's baby.
Indy: But he's dead!
Marion: Yeah, I know...
Indy: :eek:

Mutt: Mom, this pantyhose is too tight!

Mutt: Mom, Dad, I think I have split personality disorder. At night, I think I'm James Bond.

Sallah: This fez increased my sex appeal. Buy yours for just $19.95!

(I'd buy it.)

Sallah: Indy, why are you wearing a bra?

Sallah: Bus driver? I need to go to Santa Monica Boulevard. What do you mean I'm in Indianapolis?

Sallah: Hello, I'd like to see the Colosseum. Yes, I'm quite sure it's in Cambridge!

Indy: Do you think we'll ever find out who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
Sallah: (burp)

Sallah: I'm actually white in real life.

(If you don't get the joke, look up a picture of John Rhys-Davies.)

Irina: Don't toy with me, Jones, what is the potato of all this?
Spielberg: Point. What is the point of all this?
Irina: I don't know, you tell me.

Indy: He- it says it wants to give us a gift. A big gift.

Possible answers

Irina: I want Orlando Bloom!
Irina: I want the world's largest ball of twine!
Irina: I want Indy's fedora!

Irina: I really don't get why Stalin called me his fair-haired girl when I'm a brunette.

Irina: No, no, I'm from Australia, not Eastern Ukraine. I certainly fooled Ukrainians, though.

Irina: Razom nas bahato, nas ne podolaty!

(For those that don't get it...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Razom_Nas_Bahato
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orange_Revolution)

Irina: Screw Russia, I'm going to join the U.S. Army.
 
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