Things you'll never hear an Indiana jones character say

mutt willams

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Here's the place to post things you'll never hear an indiana jones character say! i can't really think of one right now, but im sure yall can
 

Falcon

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Indy: "I'll have some quiche."

Remember the book that came out years ago entitled "Real Men Don't Eat Quiche"?
 

mutt willams

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hahaah, those are good... ok i got one

Indy: let them go or i drop the stones

Mola ram: oh ok ill even let you keep the stones.....

ya i know that one sucked..........
 

muttjones

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Indy escapes from the spike chamber but sadly he could not reach back for his hat in time.

Willie: "Oh no Indy! You've lost your hat."

Indy: "Its ok. I know a guy who can get me a great deal for more If I buy in bulk."
 

mutt willams

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hahahahaahaha those are really funny

hers an okay one!

Henry jones senior holding indy while he is trying to reach the grail

Henry: Indiana, let it go.......

Indy: I SAID DONT CALL ME INDIANA, ITS JUNIOR!!!!!!!!!!!

i guess thats ok......(y)
 

The Drifter

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Toht: "Sorry, Rene. I have to go; I have a charity drive at five, and then I have to pick up my wife. We're all going out to buy a kitten"

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Willie Scott: "I hate people who scream. Why can't they be more useful?"

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Short Round: "Boy, I sure hate that Docta Jones. I wish me had a dad like Mola Ram."

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Indiana Jones: "I told you Marcus; I'm retiring from archaeology and opening up a reptile house!"

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Henry Jones Sr: "My favorite books are Mad Magazines. I hate books without pictures."

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Grail Knight: "You can have the Grail free of charge if you just bring me a woman. I have not had any nookie for countless centuries!"

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Shaman: "Thank you for bringing us back de Shankara Stone! Let's all get jiggy wit it!"
 
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