That was my intention! Its a parody of other threads that have been nitpicky about every little detail of Indy's costume and appearance. In particular it was inspired by people worrying that Indy would not use a gun in the movie...just because no picture had been released yet! Well one was released today. Of course facial hair can grow and get longer....so who cares what its length is in a single picture???? That was my joke!
I know buddy.....its just so ridiculous that it has got this far.....4 pages far!!!!....dont worry I get the joke.... (and it is a good one)