Raiders of the Lost BALLS!

Just take a quote from the IJ trilogy, and substitute one word for BALLS.

I'll start:

"Dr. Jones? I knew it was you. You have your father's balls."
 

Rick5150

New member
This one makes more sense here

Chattar Lal: Dr Jones, wasn't it the Sultan of Madagascar who threatened to cut off your head if you ever returned to his country?
Indiana Jones: No, it wasn't my head.
Chattar Lal: Then your hands, perhaps?
Indiana Jones: No, it wasn't my hands. It was my... .
[looks down]
Indiana Jones: My BALLS.
 

Rick5150

New member
Panama Hat: Small world, Dr. Jones.
Indiana Jones: Too small for two of us.
Panama Hat: This is the second time I've had to reclaim my BALLS from you.
 

Rick5150

New member
Professor Henry Jones: Sorry about the BALLS but I thought that you were one of them.
Indiana Jones: Dad, they come in through the doors.
Professor Henry Jones: Ha, good point.
 

Rick5150

New member
I desperately wanted to work the word BALLS into this scene...

Indiana Jones: All I have to do is squeeze.
Dr. Elsa Schneider: All I have to do is scream.
 
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Pale Horse

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Staff member
...three from me and I am out...

"Next time, Indiana Jones, it will take more than balls to save you."

"You've got the wrong balls, Mr. Donovan. Why don't you try my father?"

"Well I always thought that archaeologists were always funny looking men going around looking for their balls."
 
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Raffey

Member
ELSA: You have your father's eyes.

INDY: And my mother's BALLS. But, the rest belongs to you.

ELSA: Looks like the best parts have already been spoken for...
 

Canyon

Well-known member
Indy: "I've got some balls for you."
Willie: "There's nothing you have which I could possibly want."

Silly woman... :rolleyes:
 

Johan

Active member
Sallah: Indy, why do the balls move?
Indiana: Give me your torch. :eek:



Sallah: Oh, my balls. I'm so pleased you're not dead.



Marion: Balls closed.
Toht: We are - hehe - not thirsty.

HERES MY FAVE

Indiana: Balloq's Balls only had writing on one side? You sure about that?
Sallah: Positive!
Indiana: Balloq's staff is too long
 
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Indydan13

New member
Indy: "Balls. Why did it have to be Balls?"
Sallah:"Balls, very dangerous. You go first."

or

Willie: "What beautiful balls!"
Indy: "They're not balls, sweethart, they're giant vampire balls."
 
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