Spoof an Indy Quote

The Man

Well-known member
INDY
Why don't ya stick around, Junior..?

Mutt, enraged, springs his blade, lunges forward and stabs Indy multiple times in the face and neck, drenching a screaming Marion in hot sprays of blood.

MUTT
DON'T CALL ME JUNIOR!

OXLEY
WTF?!
 

Indy1Jones2

New member
Thot: Do you know were it is. Marion: Datooine it's on Datooine. Indy:Let her Go Thot. Thot: Heir Vader. Shoot them shoot them both. Marion/Indy: What!.:D
 

Henry W Jones

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While walking the streets of Cairo and talking the monkey jumps from Marion's shoulder and runs away.

Marion "Hey, where you going?!!!!"
Indy "She'll be alright, Have a date"
Marion "What's this?"
Indy "It's a date. I spend a bunch of money on you, buy you food, pretend I'm interested in what your saying with the hopes of getting in your pants later. Trust me.;) "
 

Raider Cat

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GREAT Idea!!!

(y)

This is epic! Here are a few I always think of when watching the movies-

Indy-I never should have doubted you, my friend.
Stanforth-No, you shouldn't have.
Indy-Thanks a lot.

Crud. I can't think of the other!!! And I get the first one isn't that great. I tried.
 

Indy Scout 117

New member
hahahaha i love this idea!!! (y)

ok heres one:

Elsa: Which one is this?
Indy: the Ark of the Covenant.
Elsa: You sure?
Indy: nope. never seen it before in my life, epsecially when i was being chased by Nazis in cars and blew up a Nazi flying wing, and i certainly never saw it when a hundred frickin ghosts came out of it and killed all the Nazis there.
*Elsa reconsiders her loyalty toward the Nazis* :eek:

heres another one:

*opening of the Ark ceremony*
Belloq nods his head, the 2 soldiers standing beside him take off the lid. it is hazy and fog starts to erupt slowly from the Ark.

And then the "Pop goes the Weasel" theme is played. a jack in the box springs from the Ark.

Belloq: DAMN YOU JONES!!! :whip:
 
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