The Blackbird (A satire)

<small>The following post is a work of fiction. Any resemblance between the characters or events in this story and actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Honest.</small>

Flood: Who here wants to see Indy 4 as a musical?

GraphicElvis: Welcome to the rollicking hijinks, Flood.

Dr Al: The musical was a quintessential element of American cinema in the time when Indy takes place. Nevertheless, I?m not sure the incommunicability of the power of musicals in the 1930?s would best be served by making it in the 21st century. Perhaps if we made Jones into leisure suit-wearing member of the Black Panthers?

Pasty Pony: Or a member of the local Moose Lodge?

CEO: This has been discussed before!

GraphicElvis: Who gives a crap? As long as all the main characters wear Aldens, it could star John Kerry and Hillary Clinton.

Dorsal: Now, behave yourself, Elvis. Or I?m going to have to get medieval on you.

Flood: John Kery is god.

CEO: You misspelled ?Kerry? and you may have used improper capitalization on god?

Primate: God? God is dead! I was there!

Jones_Best_Bud: God isn?t dead!

Dorsal: Shut up JBB! You?re out of your league.

happyhaberdasher: god are ddeed? At ain?t kno way tar tock primal. You shood hav some repect! I?ve bun mucking fine men?s clothes for 4000 years, and neevr in all my lug years have I hoid such nunseense.

Pasty Pony: Gentlemen let?s be nice and try to keep this civilized. ?One may know how to conquer without being able to do it.? ~ Sun Tzu

GraphicElvis: You?re right; I should reform.

Dorsal: Yes, you should, you nefarious villain.

GraphicElvis: See? See? This is what I was talking about? He?s always mean and gets away with it.

Mark VII: No, he doesn?t.

GraphicElvis: Yes he does.

Mark VII: No, he doesn?t.

GraphicElvis: Yes he does.

Mark VII: No, he doesn?t.

GraphicElvis: Yes he does.

Mark VII: No, he doesn?t.

GraphicElvis: Yes he does.

Mark VII: No, he doesn?t.

GraphicElvis: Yes he does.

Dorsal: Does not.

GraphicElvis: Does to.

Dorsal: Does not.

CEO: Does not.

GraphicElvis: Does to. Does to.

Dorsal: Does not.

CEO: Does not.

Mark VII: Does not.

GraphicElvis: This is a conspiracy! I?m leaving!

Ravine: No, Elvis, don?t leave!

Mark VII: Doesn?t matter, I?ve already banned him.

TheKing55: That?s not fair.

Dorsal: Hmm? have I met you somewhere before?

TheKing55: Did you spend your youth picking on small children for their inability to translate ancient Greek?

Dorsal: As a matter of fact? yes.

TheKing55: Well, then we don?t know each other.

Flood: Soooooo what about Indy 4 as musical???


<small>I?m not really sure why I wrote that, but if you take a step back and relax? in a certain light, today?s proceedings can be quite humorous. At least to me. Lighten up, people! </small>

Piercing, sir...

Hmm...this was vaguely amusing. Although...I'm a little confused about CEO and Dorsal...does Finn have two personas?

The others though, I think are rather clear.

BTW, I give you credit for my rather accurate portrayal, especially the use of "Jones" instead of "Indy."

. . . this should be a serial. Hilarious stuff.

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It had to be said

Great stuff Deadlock!

But how come I only got one line????? (however, you did capture the essence of my character quite well.)

Thanks for bringing some (much needed) satire to the Raven.

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You're hilarious.

monkey said:

But how come I only got one line????? (however, you did capture the essence of my character quite well.)

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You? I don't know what you mean...

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Deadlock said:

You're hilarious.

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Aw come on, you had to catch the obvious pun, and innuendo. It was, err, is a classic!

Of course, I got it. But as defined in the Marx Convention, this is the proper response to puns (regardless of quality).



Groucho: I would buy you a parachute if I knew it wasn't going to open.

Chico: I already got a paira shoes.

Groucho:

First Lenin from monkey:

monkey said:

"Imagine no religion, it's easy if you try" ....John Lennon.

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And now some Marx from you:

Deadlock said:

Groucho: I would buy you a parachute if I knew it wasn't going to open.

Chico: I already got a paira shoes.

Groucho:

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Now if I add Stalling:

Originally penned by Carl Stalling (the cartoon composer)

"Everybody do the Michigan Rag
Everybody likes the Michigan Rag
Every Mame and Jane and Ruth
From Weehawken to Duluth
Slide, ride, glide the Michigan
Stomp, romp, pomp the Michigan
Jump, clump, pump the Michigan Rag
That lovin' rag!"

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then perhaps we can truly say the Raven is social-istic....

I assumed that CEO was VP

intergamer said:

I assumed that CEO was VP

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Ah, yes...indeed. Good call.


As for Aaron...I don't think he was mentioned at all, which is rather something of a disappointment. Ravine is Canyon, I thought.

Great stuff... really great!

I didn't like my alter ego's name though. Oh well, at least you did not call me "Swede".

Very good! I like!

(See. I can be positive.)

You said that only because you want a part in the sequel, eh?

I demand to be first billed.

Give my shnuckums here a role, DL... you can call her "Diva".

I will shoot you.

<small>Ahh... I love the sound when it hits the target.</small>

Ameera said:

I will shoot you.

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See how much better that looks?

by the way, are you going off to school for this first time? i am

School? What school?