Finn said:There's a solution to this problem, kiddo... it's called 'napkin'.
DocWhiskey said:When you eat your burger while walking, is there any point in the process where you're shirtless and rub the burger tenderly on, lets say, the nipple area?
'Cause that might be yer problem right there....
jamesdude said:Does fast food turn you off?
Im asking because, on occasions i tend to buy a burger and i often eat it while walking down the street. when ever i would pass by girls, they give me dirty or disgusted looks. so i figure id ask......
Finn said:As a simple general example, if we have a guy in a suit having a burger we immediately write it off as a busy businessman having a quick lunch. But when we see a porty trucker in a cap and an ill-fitting T-shirt burying his teeth into one, what we see is a hedonistic pig who can't stop thinking about food for a second.
Sorry about sounding like a smartarse, but are we to presume that you prefer to take a look in the initial stage of decomposition then? Since those two are pretty much the only two options you have seeing somebody's food without turning homicidal...Indyologist said:no one wants to see or hear your food whilst it is in the initial stage of digestion
Indy's brother said:It's all about context. Eating a burger can be a revolting proposition:
Violet Indy said:I wouldn't give anyone a dirty look just for eating on the run generally. But, you know, if they've got like smudges everywhere....
DocWhiskey said:When you eat your burger while walking, is there any point in the process where you're shirtless and rub the burger tenderly on, lets say, the nipple area?
'Cause that might be yer problem right there....
|ZiR| said:But, like, what if the smudgy person is exceedingly attractive? Say you come across Harrison Ford eating a manwich and spilling it across himself in the process?
Indyologist said:I enjoy fast food myself. The best way to eat fast food (or any kind of food, really), is politely.
This means:
In short, you're better off eating meals at a table. That's it. Digest in peace. On a final note, thank for being a man by going ahead and actually asking we women what we think about something. That was gentlemanly of you and I'm flattered and glad to help a guy out.
- Eating it sitting down, preferably at a table.
- Use clean hands or a knife and fork.
- Use plenty of napkins.
- Chew with your mouth closed-- no one wants to see or hear your food whilst it is in the initial stage of digestion i.e- getting it into your pretty face and down into your tummy-tum.
- Do not talk with food in your mouth-- major turn off.
- Belching should be done with mouth closed and an "excuse me" if it was audible.
- Wipe your mouth when you are done and go wash your hands.
- A breath mint or piece of gum afterwards (chewn with mouth closed) wouldn't kill ya, either.
- Leave a tip for the wait person-- don't pull any Reservoir Dog "I don't tip" crap.
- If you've had a meal at a person's home, thank them. Offer to help with the dishes.
adventure_al said:What the hell is this all about!? Tipping is nonsense in the modern world. I realise in America it is a bit different but I don't get tipped at my work. I work in the health sector and provide a far greater service than most jobs and don't get paid particularly well for it either.
You guys would even tip at a fast food resteraunt!? seriously why!?