Favorite Indy Quote

[Attila the Professor]

Originally posted by westford

Everyone knows I'm insane anyway - I'm aiming for 'insane genius' status though...

My post right before this was supposed to include this at the beginning. Right before "Aren't we all?"

Sorry 'bout that.

[BananaJones]

There's too many for me to type here, most of my faves comes from The Last Crusade.

[Indy's Hat]

Thanks for the correction 00Kevin

[00Kevin]

Originally posted by Indy's Hat
Thanks for the correction 00Kevin

nothing to it, sir

[00Kevin]

Originally posted by Attila the Professor

Aren't we all?

Yes, we are

[Pale Horse]

*bump

No one brought this one up?!

"We, are going, to die!"

[Marion]

"Trust me"

[Venture]

I have more than one, so here goes...

"Drop your guns...please."

"Genius of the restoration..." "...aid our own resuscitation!!"

"Look what you did! I can't believe what you did!!"

"What about the boat? We're not going on the boat?!?"

The entire argument between Shorty and Indy around the campfire in India. The whole thing's in Chinese, I can't understand a word of it, and I can't stop laughing the whole time.

"It tells me that goose-stepping morons such as yourself should try reading books instead of burning them!!"

And my all time favorite: "Trust me."

[Indygirl21]

Most of my favorite lines have already been mentioned in this thread, so i won't bother repeating any of them. One so-far-unmentioned favorite line of mine is:
(scottish accent)"Now look! I've gone and caught a sniffle!" HAHA that line always cracks me up, mainly because of the accent in which it's said.

Another fave (for some strange, sentimental, almost spiritual reason) is at the end of LC when indy asks "And what did you find dad?" and dad replies, "Illumination". I love that.

I also like when Henry says "The quest for the grail is not -----(oh shoot, brain freeze! I suddenly forgot what word goes here!! HELP!) It's a quest against evil!"

[Attila the Professor]

Originally posted by Indygirl21
Most of my favorite lines have already been mentioned in this thread, so i won't bother repeating any of them. One so-far-unmentioned favorite line of mine is:
(scottish accent)"Now look! I've gone and caught a sniffle!" HAHA that line always cracks me up, mainly because of the accent in which it's said.

Another fave (for some strange, sentimental, almost spiritual reason) is at the end of LC when indy asks "And what did you find dad?" and dad replies, "Illumination". I love that.

I also like when Henry says "The quest for the grail is not -----(oh shoot, brain freeze! I suddenly forgot what word goes here!! HELP!) It's a quest against evil!"

The word is "archaeology."

[Venture]

Oh, yeah! One more:

"I should have mailed it to the Marx brothers!!"

[ROTLA]

I'm a big fan of the "No ticket" line (loved when Kevin Smith used it in 'Dogma' as well).

But one of my favorite lines not mentioned yet is when Indy tells Elsa that the painting on the wall is of the Ark of the Covenant and she then asks, "are you sure?"

Indy's response: "Pretty sure."

I absolutely love that scene...

[Pale Horse]

Yes subtle humor, that allows to audience the opportunity to figure out the joke is always better. We are a smart discerning audience.

"You go first" is another such line.

[Venture]

But of course. (Thick Oxford accent implied.)

[Indyologist]

One of my favorite quotes from Raiders:

"It's a date. Y'eatem!" (Indy sounds so cute when he says that!

From Temple of Doom:

"Oh s--t. . ." (said by Indy on the rope bridge)

From Last Crusade:

"Indiana. . . Indiana. . . let it go."

[Iceman3113]

Raiders Quotes:

"Idiot...idiot!"

"You Americans are all the same. Overdressing for the wrong occasion."

"I hate snakes, Jock. I hate em!"

Indy: "Where did you get this? Him??"
Marion: "I was trying to escape no thanks to you!"

"I don't know...I'm making this up as I go."

"We can at least behave like civilized men."

"Lightning...fire...power of God or something..."

"It's beautiful!"

"What do you want to talk to me for? Am I in trouble?"

"This IS history..."

"Yes...I know you will..."

Marion: "Goddamit where doesn't it hurt?!"
Indy: "HERE! Here...This isn't too bad...here..."





Temple of Doom Quotes:

"Dr. Jones! No more parachutes!"

"What are you doing?!?!" (on the bridge)

"He no nuts...he's crazy!"

"That wasn't so bad...was it? UH AHHHH!!!!!!!!!" (falling)

Willie: "And I hate you!"
Indy: "Good! Good!"

"Too much to drink, Dr jones??"

"Willie...WE are going to DIE!"

"Wait...wait! He's mine...(whispers) I'm all right, kid..."

"There's going to be two dead people in here! HURRY!"






Last Crusade Quotes:

"You lost today kid. But that doesn't mean you have to like it."

"I should have mailed it to the Marx Brothers."

"Oh yeah?? Well who's going to come and save YOU, JUNIOR?!"

Henry: "Oh it breaks the heart..."
Indy: "And the head...you hit me, Dad."
Henry: "I'll never forgive myself..."
Indy: "It's allright I'm fine."
Henry: "Thank God...It's fake. See you can tell. By the cross sections."

"Papers...of course! Run...I have it right here just finished reading it myself. Run. Morning edition. Run. RUN!"

Indy: "Brody has friends from here to the Sedan. He knows a dozen languages, every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, never see him again. With any luck, he has the grial already."
Brody: "Does anyone here speak English?"

Indy: "I can't think of anything."
Henry: "Then what are you complaining about???"

"Fly, yes. Land, NO!"

"Well they can't come any closer than that!" (bomb drops)

"Dad...we're well out of range!"

"That car belonged to my brother in law..."

"Sala! I said no camels, that's 5 camels! Can't you count?"

"Very good yeah. AHHHHHHHHH!!!!" (German General in the tank before crashing into a truck)

"It's a leap of faith...Ohhh..."

"You can't save him when you're dead. The healing power of the Grial is the only thing that can save your father now. It's time to ask yourself what you believe."

Indy: "Well what are they? Can't you remember??"
Henry: "I wrote them down in my dairy so I wouldn't HAVE to remember."

"Two selfless martyrs...Jesus Christ..."

Indy: "How did you know she was a Nazi?"
Henry: "She talks in her sleep."

Henry: "But in the Latin alphabet..Johova begins with an I"
Indy: "J..." (falls through floor)

"Indiana? Indiana? Let it go..."

"He chose...poorly."

Sala: "Geez what does it mean...this..Junior???"
Henry: "That's his name...Henry..Jones...Junior."
Indy: "I like Indiana."
Henry: "We named the dog Indiana."
Brody: "Can we go home now please?"
Sala: "The dog? You are named after the dog???"

Henry: "Got lost in his own museum huh?"
Indy: "Mmm hmm..."
Henry: "After you Junior."
Indy: "Yes, sir!"

[00Kevin]

Originally posted by Iceman3113


Raiders Quotes:

"Idiot...idiot!"

"You Americans are all the same. Overdressing for the wrong occasion."

"I hate snakes, Jock. I hate em!"

Indy: "Where did you get this? Him??"
Marion: "I was trying to escape no thanks to you!"

"I don't know...I'm making this up as I go."

"We can at least behave like civilized men."

"Lightning...fire...power of God or something..."

"It's beautiful!"

"What do you want to talk to me for? Am I in trouble?"

"This IS history..."

"Yes...I know you will..."

Marion: "Goddamit where doesn't it hurt?!"
Indy: "HERE! Here...This isn't too bad...here..."





Temple of Doom Quotes:

"Dr. Jones! No more parachutes!"

"What are you doing?!?!" (on the bridge)

"He no nuts...he's crazy!"

"That wasn't so bad...was it? UH AHHHH!!!!!!!!!" (falling)

Willie: "And I hate you!"
Indy: "Good! Good!"

"Too much to drink, Dr jones??"

"Willie...WE are going to DIE!"

"Wait...wait! He's mine...(whispers) I'm all right, kid..."

"There's going to be two dead people in here! HURRY!"






Last Crusade Quotes:

"You lost today kid. But that doesn't mean you have to like it."

"I should have mailed it to the Marx Brothers."

"Oh yeah?? Well who's going to come and save YOU, JUNIOR?!"

Henry: "Oh it breaks the heart..."
Indy: "And the head...you hit me, Dad."
Henry: "I'll never forgive myself..."
Indy: "It's allright I'm fine."
Henry: "Thank God...It's fake. See you can tell. By the cross sections."

"Papers...of course! Run...I have it right here just finished reading it myself. Run. Morning edition. Run. RUN!"

Indy: "Brody has friends from here to the Sedan. He knows a dozen languages, every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, never see him again. With any luck, he has the grial already."
Brody: "Does anyone here speak English?"

Indy: "I can't think of anything."
Henry: "Then what are you complaining about???"

"Fly, yes. Land, NO!"

"Well they can't come any closer than that!" (bomb drops)

"Dad...we're well out of range!"

"That car belonged to my brother in law..."

"Sala! I said no camels, that's 5 camels! Can't you count?"

"Very good yeah. AHHHHHHHHH!!!!" (German General in the tank before crashing into a truck)

"It's a leap of faith...Ohhh..."

"You can't save him when you're dead. The healing power of the Grial is the only thing that can save your father now. It's time to ask yourself what you believe."

Indy: "Well what are they? Can't you remember??"
Henry: "I wrote them down in my dairy so I wouldn't HAVE to remember."

"Two selfless martyrs...Jesus Christ..."

Indy: "How did you know she was a Nazi?"
Henry: "She talks in her sleep."

Henry: "But in the Latin alphabet..Johova begins with an I"
Indy: "J..." (falls through floor)

"Indiana? Indiana? Let it go..."

"He chose...poorly."

Sala: "Geez what does it mean...this..Junior???"
Henry: "That's his name...Henry..Jones...Junior."
Indy: "I like Indiana."
Henry: "We named the dog Indiana."
Brody: "Can we go home now please?"
Sala: "The dog? You are named after the dog???"

Henry: "Got lost in his own museum huh?"
Indy: "Mmm hmm..."
Henry: "After you Junior."
Indy: "Yes, sir!"

Welcome to the Raven, Where Paths Cross




(by the looks of my line, horse is outta a job)
(and by the look of that post, Tommy's outta a job too)

[Webley]

nice try Lao-shay

[Webley]

drop tham Dr jones thay will be found but you won't

[Canyon]

Wow, I just don't know where to begin!

Okay then, my favourite quotes by the man himself are as follows!

Raiders

"That's what scares me"

"I hate snakes, Jock. I hate em!"

The part where the girl flashes her I LOVE YOU eyelids - Nice recovery Indy! he's really cute there!

"I'm going after a find of incredible historical significance. You're talkin' about the bogeyman. Besides, you know what a cautious fellow I am..."

"It's important Marion. Trust me."

and

Marion: "Come back tomorrow."
Indy: "Why?"
Marion: "Because I said so, that's why."

Laughter followed by "Belloq! Belloq!"

"It's a date. Y'eat em!"

"Marion, get outta here!"

"You wanna talk to God? Let's go see him together. I've got nothing better to do."

"Belloq's staff is too long", and with Sallah: "They're digging in the wrong place!"

"Snakes, why'd it have to be snakes!?" (always feel sorry for him at that point)

"Ha ha ha ha, son of a B****!!!"

"Wheredya get this? From HIM!?" I love how he says that cos he sounds like he's jealous! Aww...

"I don't know. I'm making it up as I go."

"It's not the years hunny, it's the mileage" and "Yes, it hurts!" and just generally the whole love scene. *swoon*

"Buracratic fools. They don't know what they've got there."


Temple of Doom

"Only on special occasions."

Short Round: "They make the plane crash to get us here?"
Indy: "No Shortie, its just a ghost story. Don't worry about it."

"This is Miss Scott, this is Mr Round. My name is Indiana Jones." I love the way he says that!

"It was my...misunderstanding."

The whole love scene, especially:
"Nothing shocks me, I'm a scientist", and "primitave sexual practices". OOh.....

When Indy and Willie are striding around in their suites:

Indy: "Palace slave!" followed by a cute chuckle
Willie: "Nocturnal activites!"
Indy: "I'm a conceated ape!?"
Willie: "I'll tell you in the morning!"
Indy: "I can't believe it. She's not coming."
Willie: "He's not coming."
Indy: "Can't believe I'm not going..."

"Shorty, get our stuff"

"WE ARE GOING TO DIE!!!" followed by a death stare...

Willie: "You're gonna get killed chasing after your fortune and glory!"
Indy: "Maybe, but not today."

The part just after he snaps out of the black sleep and winks at Short Round. "I'm all right kid."

"Willie. It's me! I'm back!"

When he says "I'm sorry kid" to Short Round

"Water! Water! Water!"

"Sweetheart, after all the fun we've had?"

Last Crusade

"Archaeology is the search for fact, not truth!" and
"Seventy percent of all archaeology is done in the local library. We do not follow maps to buried treasure and X never, ever marks the spot."

Indy: "Frauline, will you permit me?"
Elsa: "I usually don't."
Indy: "I usually don't either. It would make me very happy."
Elsa: "I'm sad. By tomorrow it will have faded."
Indy: "Tomorrow I'll steal you another..."

"Nazi's. I hate these guys."

"Dad, they come in through the doors."

"Don't call me Junior!!!" followed by machine gunfire.

Indy: "How did you know she was a Nazi?"
Henry: "She talks in her sleep."

"Brody's got friends in every village from here to the Sedan. He knows a dozen languages, speaks every local custom. He'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again. With any luck, he's got the grail already."

When they're escaping from Castle Brunwald
"C'mon dad!"

"If you'd been an ordinary average father like the other guys dads, you'd have understood that."
I LOVE it how he says that line, and his American accent really sounds great there!

"Fly yes, land no."

Henry: "Those people are trying to kill us!"
Indy: "I know dad!"
Henry: "It's a new experience for me!"
Indy: "Happens to me all the time!"

"Dad, we're well out of range!" (casually) followed by a great BANG

Indy: "Where's my father?"
Sallah: "They have them in the belly of that steel beast."
Indy: "Ha!"

"Indiana? Indiana? Let it go..."

"I like Indiana"

[Indygirl21]

Wow Canyon I don't think you missed a single one!

[Indy Jones]

I have two catagories. Ones I love, and ones I actually use often. Which is many.

Favorites

The Raiders of the Lost Ark

1. "See you Tomorrow, Indiana Jones."
2. "Whisky!?"
3. "Boy, you're something!"
4. "Now you're gettin' nasty."
5. "Ha ha ha! Son of a...."
6. "I don't know. I'm making this up as I go."
7. "Jones!" (Belloq, right after the plane and tower exploads.)
8. "It's not the years, honey. It's the mileage."
9. "Well God-D@mn it, Indy, where doesn't it hurt?"
10. "What about Jones?" (Nazi commander)
11. "Jones? JONES?" ("Blow up the Ark" scene)
12. "Top. Men."

The Temple of Doom

1. "Antidote. For that poison you just drank, Dr. Jones!" (Always makes me grin)
2. "Nice try, Lao Che!"
3. The entire Card Game fight.
4. "You know, the biggest problem with her is the noise."
5. "I'm all right, kid!"
6. "Right. All of us."
7. Water! Water! .....Water!!! Water!!!"
8. Mola Ram, prepare to meet Kali. In Hell!"
9. "You betrayed Shiva!"

The Last Crusade

1. "You lost today, kid. But that doesn't mean you have to like it."
2. "It belongs in a museum!"
3. "If he is a Scottish lord, then I am Micky Mouse!"
4. "Nazis. I hate these guys."
5. "Dr. Jones." Both: "Yes?"
6. "I should have mailed it to the Mark Brothers!"
7. "She's one of them."
8. "I like the Austrian way better." "Me too."
9. "Marcus got himself lost in his own museum."
10. "That's for Blasphemy. The Quest for the Grail is not archeology, it's a race against the forces of evil. If the grail falls into their hands, the armies of darkness will march all over the world."
11. "All I have to do is squeeze."
12. "No Ticket."
13. "Fly? Yes. Land? No."
14. "I'm sorry, son. They got us."
15. "Nice landing." "Thank you."
16. "This is a new experience for me." "It happens to me all the time."
17. "Then I suddenly remembered my Charlamange. 'Let my armies be the rocks, and the trees, and the birds in the sky.'"
18. "I'd rather spit in your face, but seeing as I have no spit...."
19. "Dad?" "Junior!" (From the inside and outside of the Tank.)
20. "It tells me that goosestepping morons like yourself should be reading books instead of burning them."
21. "I've lost him."
22. "I thought I'd lost you, boy!"
23. "He chose.... poorly."
24. "What did you learn, dad?" "Me? Illumination."

Quotes I use often

1. "I'm like a bad penny. I always turn up." --I've used this on a couple of girls before.
2. "Ha ha ha! Son of a..." --Whenever I find something or a situation I don't like.
3. "Boy, you're something!" --Usually to a friend, or to someone else when it fits the situation.
4. "Now you're gettin' nasty." --In an argument.
5. "I don't know. I'm making this up as I go." --For all group assignments at school.
6. "We have top men working on it right now." --What I say to a teacher when I'm not doing work in class.
7. "Fortune and Glory, kid. Fortune and Glory." --When someone asks "why?"
8. "Mola Ram! Prepare to meet Kali! In Hell!" --Once, when I got in a fight. Totally psyched the other guy out.
9. "Fly? Yes. Land? No." --When someone asks if I can do something.
10. "Charlamange...." --Random times. Makes me sound smart!
11. "It happens to me all the time." --In according situations.
12. "I'd rather spit in your face..." --In an argument.
13. My Dad, also a huge Indy fan, always uses "He chose.... poorly." When others at his job complain about their wives.

[Webley]

"Oh ****" TOD