Le Saboteur
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Archaeos said:I really am not sure that the movie industry does itself some good by pushing into the ever more debilitating mash-up 'Kolportage' genre. What's next?
You had to ask? Well, how about Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters!
The kids of gingerbread house fame are all grown up now and fifteen years after that fateful incident, they wander the countryside/world/whatever hunting and killing witches!
The $60-million production opens on the 25th of January in North America with Jeremy Renner as Hansel and Gemma Arterton as Gretel. Famke Jansen steps in as the villain! That's two Bond girls and the newest Bourne in one movie!
Red band trailer
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It's probably a little early to speculate, but the sequel could be wonderfully meta! Just imagine if the Brothers Grimm came into town along with Jackman's Van Helsing!
Regular trailer
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Wonder if there'll be room for Edgar Allen Poe in future incarnations?!
And that's post number 1,000.