Would you be buried in your Indy Gear?

Indyologist

Indyologist

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Okay, here's the ultimate question for DIE HARD (yuk yuk) Indy fans. It's a bit of a touchy question. Still, I gotta ask because I'm curious. If you were to die (and we all are, unless you were to drink a Manhattan from the Holy Grail) would you be buried in your Indy gear?

Okay. There. I asked it. Let the insanity, complaints, pondering, laughing etc., begin!!
 
Canyon

Canyon

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Believe it or not I have thought about this many times and the answer is yes.

I don't want to sound negative or depressing but I have also thought about how I would like my funeral because none of us live forever.

I would like to be buried in shirt, trousers, jacket and boots and have my bullwhip, gun and fedora laid on top of the coffin. Of course I would also like the Raiders March (or Indy's theme as it is known) to be played and also a couple of other pieces of JW's music, but that's a whole other story.

<small>Don't worry guys. I'm gonna be around for a while...</small>
 
Canyon

Canyon

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LASTCRUSADER

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Renderking Fisk said:
LASTCRUSADER said:
Perhaps with my fedora but nothing else.
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You mean you're going to be nude in your coffin?

I want to be buried with my second-best IndyGear on. Leaving my best for my son to carry on.
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Hmmm...Perhaps I worded that wrong.No I won't be nude. I will be wearing clothing(at least I hope I will) with my fedora resting on my chest.
I couldn't help but laugh when I saw that.Good one Ren.
 
Indyologist

Indyologist

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Whoa! What a brave Indy fan!

LASTCRUSADER said:
Perhaps with my fedora but nothing else.
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HEY EVERYBODY-- LASTCRUSADER IS GOING TO BE BURIED WEARING HIS FEDORA AND "NOTHING ELSE"!

Indy: Being buried in your fedora, Princess?
Willie: Yeah-- and nothing else. That shock you?
Indy: Nothing shocks me-- I'm a scientist. Okay. Except MAYBE a guy being buried naked with only a fedora on. Now THAT'S shocking. And kinda gross, actually. Wouldn't wanna dig up THAT guy. (Indy winces) Oh damn. Now I lost the mood! So much for "nocturnal activites." Come back in 5 minutes.

And you all know how it goes from there...
 
QueZTone

QueZTone

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*snickers too*


btw Canyon mind you that when playing music at your funeral people will always, from that moment, link that music to your funeral/death. So that means they could never enjoy that music again in a happy sense. Just a mind of thought.
 
VP

VP

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Renderking Fisk said:
I just found out that Coppertop isn't going to be the only one who has dibs on my IndyGear!
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Let me be the first on The Raven to congratulate you, Fisk!
 
V

Venture

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Renderking Fisk said:
I have to ammend my earlier post. I just found out that Coppertop isn't going to be the only one who has dibs on my IndyGear!
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Another Fisk? "Oh, boy..."<small> as the plane heads inexorably toward the mountainside...</small>

All joking aside, congratulations. He/she, as well as Coppertop, have a noble father.

Back on topic...if I were to die in the correct, Indy way, my fedora would be all they'd have left to bury, leaving speculation and legend to tell the tale of my heroic demise...<small>exit with the Raiders March playing triumphantly in the background...</small>
 
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