Ask a Stupid Indy Question, Get a Stupid Indy Answer

The Drifter

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indythecat said:
A- He told his wife,"So I was just stamping the books like always, when BAM! I kicked it up a notch! BAM!" The librarian, a Mr. Lagasse, would continue to tell this story so often over the years, that his grandson, Emeril, would one day make his statements a pop cultural catchphrase....and now you know...the rest of the story. Good day! (Huh, an Emeril Lagasse and Paul Harvey joke...might have been funnier 5 years ago.)

Q- Forrestal is good...he's very good; but what were his last words?

A- Forrestal said " Hmmmm, I think I'll sit in this sunbeam and work on my tan."

Q- What if, when Indy was rescuing his dad from the castle, someone found the Indy voodoo doll from many years before and ripped its head off?
 

ValenciaGrail

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Lonsome_Drifter said:
A- Forrestal said " Hmmmm, I think I'll sit in this sunbeam and work on my tan."

Q- What if, when Indy was rescuing his dad from the castle, someone found the Indy voodoo doll from many years before and ripped its head off?

A: "You dolt! Do you really think someone would have brought that voodoo doll all the way back there? Do you really think someone would be that stupid? They didn't, did they....?"

Q: What if Indy didn't bash the floor of the Venice church at the exact same moment as the librarian stamped the books?
 
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The Drifter

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ValenciaGrail said:
A: "You dolt! Do you really think someone would have brought that voodoo doll all the way back there? Do you really think someone would be that stupid? They didn't, did they....?"

Q: What if Indy didn't bash the floor of the Venice church at the exact same moment as the librarian stamped the books?

A- The librarian would have stormed into the room, and proceded to give Indy a stern lecture on being silent in libraries.

Q- Why does the shrunken head on Mola Ram's headpiece look like a mini-Tina Turner?
 

ValenciaGrail

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Lonsome_Drifter said:
A- No, but he will recieve Rambo's headband.

Q- Will Short Round ever meet Indy again?

A: In the afterlife, per Indy's own assertion: "We are going to DIE!"

Q: What if there were ONE parachute left on Lao Che's plane?
 

DiscoLad

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ValenciaGrail said:
A: In the afterlife, per Indy's own assertion: "We are going to DIE!"

Q: What if there were ONE parachute left on Lao Che's plane?

A: Grab that sucker first and it shouldn't matter...

Q: Indy runs off a cliff...what now?
 

DiscoLad

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Henry Jones Jr. said:
A: He lands on top of Sallah.

Q: What if Indy looked into the crystal skull's eyes for too long?

A: We'd have a remake of the end of Raiders...

Q: Indy spilled the Holy Grail on his way back from the Knight...What Now...
 

Henry Jones Jr.

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DiscoLad said:
A: We'd have a remake of the end of Raiders...

Q: Indy spilled the Holy Grail on his way back from the Knight...What Now...
A: He gives up and says "Oh well, dad was gonna die eventually..."

Q: What if Indy had run out of bullets when he met the Cairo swordsman?
 

DiscoLad

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Henry Jones Jr. said:
A: He gives up and says "Oh well, dad was gonna die eventually..."

Q: What if Indy had run out of bullets when he met the Cairo swordsman?

A: Indy would've been like," Oh, Hell no! ...Hey look, a nickel!" and woulda ran off...

Q: Indy was lieing about Short Round's parents what really happened to them?...
 

Agent Z

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Attila the Professor said:
Q. Do you know how I can get an avatar at this place?

A. I'm not sure, but I would suggest pm'ing the mods every hour, on the hour, about it.

Starting a thread about it without searching the forum would also be really, really helpful and awesome.

Q. If Indy lived in this present age of credit card incentives, how may flyer mile points would he have racked up by now?
 

Indy~Annie

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he wouldnt ask anything.
to much technology wouldnt know how to work it.:p (sorry i know bad)


why in the books does Indy's girl friends all red heads?
 

Nurhachi1991

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Indy~Annie said:
he wouldnt ask anything.
to much technology wouldnt know how to work it.:p (sorry i know bad)


why in the books does Indy's girl friends all red heads?



A: KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Q: Why do fools fall in love?
 

RyuX13

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Nurhachi1991 said:
A: KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Q: Why do fools fall in love?


A: Because they're fools...(that was a really bad answer. I apologize.)

Q. Do you think anyone could survive Survivor: The Indiana Jones edition?:whip:
 

indythecat

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agent_dork said:
A yes no maybe so!


Q: what woul indiana jones to if he got stuck on a desreted island with 20 4 year olds?


A: He'd start an archaeology class and they'd excavate the HECK outta that island!

Q: So, whose grail DID Donovan drink from?
 
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