Death of the Monkey

[EvilDevo]

heard of it. never did see it though...
however, i do love all of his zombie movies

[Brooke Logan]

Originally Posted by Indyologist

Perhaps some of you feel that the monkey in ROTLA got off too easy when he died by eating a poisoned date. Given the facts that the little banana sucker betrayed a major character and is, um, pro-Nazi, how would YOU like to see him die? It can be in any way, shape, or form using any means from any time period, not just the 30's.

Let the carnage begin!

I felt sorry for the monkey. I see him as not knowing any better.

I'm an animal lover.

[Montana Smith]

Originally Posted by Brooke Logan

I felt sorry for the monkey. I see him as not knowing any better.

I'm an animal lover.

Yay!

Poor ickle monkey wasn't an Evil Monkey!



He was not actually evil, but was rather in a "bad place" in his life after he caught his wife in bed with another monkey. This caused him to become depressed, which ultimately resulted in him losing his job and his house, which is why he moved into the Monkey Man's closet.

He was trained to give the Hitlergruß by being repeatedly hit on the head, and became so confused he no longer knew what he was doing.




Was this his evil tormentor?

[I, Don Quixote]

Like I said in another post, that monkey is EVIL. He had it coming to him.

Now let's see, creative ways to kill a monkey....
1)Let Lenny from Of Mice and Men have at 'em.*
2)Send him up into space and forget about him.


*I know, I know. Lenny was special and wouldn't mean to do it. But it would be effective. God, I feel so sorry for that guy.

[Montana Smith]

Originally Posted by I, Don Quixote

Like I said in another post, that monkey is EVIL. He had it coming to him.

Now let's see, creative ways to kill a monkey....
1)Let Lenny from Of Mice and Men have at 'em.*
2)Send him up into space and forget about him.


*I know, I know. Lenny was special and wouldn't mean to do it. But it would be effective. God, I feel so sorry for that guy.

Monkey see. Monkey do.


Monkey do doodoo. Monkey throw doodoo.

[Orellana]

I think that the owner of the monkey should keep better track of his pet. Now he might think twice before trying to poison the best archaeologist ever. Now down to the point, I think he should have been shoved in the tank's gun nozzle instead of the rock. see LC