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Old 10-19-2008, 01:59 AM   #1
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Humor Titles For Indy V

From George LUCAS and Stephen SPIELBERG hiding behind their couch comes...


INDIANA JONES and the REVENGE of the FANS

If adventure has a name it must be...

BOX OFFICE MONEY
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Old 10-19-2008, 11:12 AM   #2
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Indiana Jones and the Nursery Home

i kid, Harrison. ^-^
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Old 10-19-2008, 11:17 AM   #3
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Indiana Jones And The Deaths In The Family...
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Old 10-19-2008, 11:22 AM   #4
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Indiana Jones and I can't Believe It's Happening Again
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Old 10-19-2008, 12:57 PM   #5
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Indiana Jones and Mutt's fantasmical swinging adventure to the Bike shop.

"We thought the bike would be the perfect Macguffin for this film. Oh Indy won't be in the film despite the title and Jar Jar will be the villain, but in the end breaks tradition and doesn't die. I expect high ratings for this one."

-George Lucas
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Old 10-19-2008, 02:11 PM   #6
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Indiana Jones and Mutt's fantasmical swinging adventure to the Bike shop.

"We thought the bike would be the perfect Macguffin for this film. Oh Indy won't be in the film despite the title and Jar Jar will be the villain, but in the end breaks tradition and doesn't die. I expect high ratings for this one."

-George Lucas

Another 800 million in the bank. Damn, George, you're good...
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Old 10-19-2008, 05:07 PM   #7
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Indiana Jones and Hurry Up Hasbro, Bring Out More Indy Figures.
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Old 10-20-2008, 02:04 AM   #8
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Indiana Jones and the Unpaid Child Support Payments of Doom.


(I'm totally loving this thread Gear!)
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Old 10-20-2008, 04:53 AM   #9
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Indiana Jones and the Revenge of the Illegit Daughter (who's mum isn't Marion!).
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Old 10-20-2008, 07:43 AM   #10
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Indiana Jones And The Phantom Queen Of Nazi She-Wolf Island...
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Old 10-20-2008, 06:06 PM   #11
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Indiana Jones and the CGI Monkey's of Doom
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Old 10-20-2008, 06:20 PM   #12
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Indiana Jones And The Phantom Queen Of Nazi She-Wolf Island...

That actually sounds...kind of cool.
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Old 10-21-2008, 07:23 AM   #13
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That actually sounds...kind of cool.

And sexy, too. Perhaps too sexy for PG-13, though...
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Old 10-21-2008, 12:18 PM   #14
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Indiana Jones and the Wal-Mart Isles of despair.




Even the good professor will not be able to find TOD figures at Wl-mart
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Old 10-24-2008, 09:41 PM   #15
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(I'm totally loving this thread Gear!)





They brought us the CGI washed thriller/adventure jam packed with out-of-place scenes - like Tarzan reminiscent vein swinging with Ewok like monkeys - Kingdom of the Crystal Skull and it's sequel Revenge of the Fans as well as the cheap sell out Animated Star Wars TV series ... Now the insane film duo returns with...


INDIANA JONES and the RAIDERS of the FRANCHISE CASH COW

... The pants might not fit, but we know we can still squeeze some money out of the hat
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Old 01-06-2009, 08:36 PM   #16
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Indiana Jones and the quest for the missing Fedora

*Sigh* What would Indy do without his trusty fedora hat?
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Old 01-07-2009, 06:31 AM   #17
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Indiana Jones And The Joy Of Leprosy...

Indiana Jones And The Minotaur's Balls...

Indiana Jones And The Whipping Of Bridget The Midget...
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Old 01-07-2009, 05:10 PM   #18
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Indiana Jones and the Search for Hitler's Testicle.
Indy must travel the world in search of Hitler's missing testicle before the Nazi's can locate it.
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Old 01-08-2009, 04:45 PM   #19
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Indiana Jones and the writers of the lost plot.

Indiana Jones and the rapers of fanboy childhood memories

Indiana Jones and the last raiders of the temple of lost crystal monkey skulls of doom.

Indiana Jones and the 20 years of child maintenance backpayments.

Indiana Jones and the lost hope of Connery's return.

Indiana Jones and since the cognitive therapy he actually quite likes snakes, but not on a plane.

Indiana Jones and for the last time I won't be playing Han Solo again so get over it you geeks!

Indiana Jones and the discovery of "Just For Men".
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Old 01-08-2009, 10:25 PM   #20
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Indiana Jones and the Tampon of Destiny

Mutt Jones and the search for Indiana Jones
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Old 01-18-2009, 03:05 AM   #21
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Indiana Jones and the quest for a descant pair of shoes that are comfortable but still look nice.
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Old 01-18-2009, 06:45 AM   #22
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Indiana Jones And The Little Louse On The Prairie Dog...
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Old 01-18-2009, 08:38 AM   #23
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Indiana Jones and the Quest He Can't Remember Anymore
Indiana Jones and The Search For His Back Pill

(Hmmph. All I can come up with are cheap shots about his age...sorry).
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Old 01-18-2009, 09:18 AM   #24
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Indiana Jones And Pazuzu's Cat...


"The power of Christ, my ass!"
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Old 08-26-2009, 12:14 PM   #25
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Indiana Jones and the Attack of the Zombie!

What? You wanted Indy's father to be back. Maybe if they bribe Mr. Connery with enough cash, they'll get him out of retirement and he can play the role.

Here are some more.

Sallah and the Quest for the Ark of the Covenant!

When Indiana Jones dies of a massive heart attack, it's up to Sallah, Marion, and Mutt to give the Ark of the Covenant back to the U.S. Government before the Brazilian Army can get it!

That'll get the fans to get out the torches and stage mass protests.

Indiana Jones and the Constipation Attack!

Indiana Jones and the Continuation of the Series into the 1960s! The horror! The horror!

Indiana Jones and a 1940s World War II film that should've been produced in the 1990s!

Indiana Jones and the Neo-Nazi Daughter of Doom! (Guess who the mother is.)

And, that's all for now.
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