Indy Parise
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This might become reality. It might not be a musical but i'm gonna asked the leader of my schools theatre co. if it can be done.
Indy Parise said:This might become reality. It might not be a musical...
Really? How would that go?kongisking said:words:
This reminds me of an idea I once had about a musical version of Star Wars...
I said:Really? How would that go?
"I feel gritty, oh so gritty, I feel gritty and sh*tty and sore..."Why, thank you.
This may sound silly, but this idea really amuses me. My goal is to see all of Raiders get done, though I don't want to do it all by myself. So, please feel free to pitch in. FYI, the truck scene is mine (and mostly done). "I feel gritty, oh so gritty..."
(Pale Horse, I know you're around here somewhere. You may be invisible now, but that's no excuse.)
Welcome to the Raven, Intergamer! Watch for that blood on the floor! Oh, gee, you fell in it! S*it! You okay? Holding out hand...Yes, its a joke Luis my man.
By the way, Pale Horse and Deadlock - both awesome renditions
Deadlock, you're NEW? Didn't you haunt this place before? If you are new, then welcome to the Raven. A loud **THUMP** as yet another drunk hits the floor as Marion downs the last shot, as usual. Singing: "DUM-DUM-DUM: ANOTHAONEBITESTHEDUST!"Lights come up on half the stage, set as classroom. EATON and MUSGROVE are seated as INDY and MARCUS enter. (MUSIC comes up... "There is Nothing Like a Dame", from South Pacific)
Eaton and Musgrove:
We got a intercepted cable
It mentions Ravenwood
That Hitler is madman
So frankly this ain't good
He's got a hankering for relics
And we can't trust this bum
Can you help Doctor Jones
To beat this scum?
EATON and MUSGROVE exit. Indy starts throwing stuff in a suitcase.
Indy:
Hey Marcus, this is great!
A chance to find the Ark!
I'll try to find ol' Abner
I've got an idea where to start
What do mean 'be careful?'
You're sounding like my mum.
I'm always cautious
And I've packed my gun!
Marcus:
This is isn't anything like you've gone after before
Marion can't be a worry 'cause you'll have many more?
MARCUS exits. INDY puts on his fedora, and picks up his suitcase.
Indy:
I am headed to Nepal,
Halfway 'round the world,
If you think the world is small
You haven't ever been to Nepal!
INDY exits. Lights come up on other half of the stage, set as the crowded RAVEN BAR. MARION is sitting at table covered with empty shotglasses across from a CLIMBER, surrounded by the NEPALESE CHORUS.
Marion:
I'm in a crowd, drinking whiskey
I'm ready to pass out
That climber can't last this long
Who'd guess he was that stout?
I want to win the money
But I can't feel my feet?
Yes! There he goes?
That chump is beat!
Climber:
That Marion can knock 'em down, let me tell ya' brother
But there is absolutely no way whatsover
In any way shape or form I'd could drink another
Nepalese Chorus:
We are drinking in Nepal
Halfway 'round the world,
None of us can drive at all
But there ain't any cars in Nepal!
CLIMBER and NEPALESE CHORUS exit, as INDY enters.
Indy:
Marion I need that piece
Here's a wad of loot
I can say I'm sorry
I just need it before the Nazis!
TOHT and NAZI THUGS enter.
Toht:
Fraulein I need the same piece that Doctor Jones wanted
INDY runs around, fighting each NAZI THUG.
Nazi Thugs:
We've come to get the piece,
And we really like to fight
But that infernal Doctor
Has set this place alight
It's burning and it's smoky
And our men are getting hot
But that's a little better than being shot!
All:
Here we are in a brawl
At the Raven bar in Nepal!
It always snows in Nepal
There're no shows in Nepal
Who'd want to go Nepal?
Nobody likes it in Nepal
We had a job in Nepal
But it ended in a brawl
There ain't a reason but the Staff of Ra
Which Marion often has stuffed in her bra
Here in the flaming ruins of a bar in NEPAL!
While quintuple posting, too.Did you just necro this thread to respond to 16 year old comments? o_O
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