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Old 11-05-2010, 05:41 PM   #76
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Good ones, Detritch. Steel Beast was lol.

Amen. Ahaha.

Hm. I got one somewhere...Let me dig...
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Old 11-05-2010, 10:30 PM   #77
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Good ones, Detritch. Steel Beast was lol.



Yo momma's so fat not only couldn't Marion drink her under the table, she couldn't fit!
Yo momma's so ugly when she auditioned for the role of a Ugha warrior they said "sorry, actors only!"
Yo momma's so fat the Australian climber said "hell-no!"
Yo momma's so loose she's got her own Temple of Doom! (my apologies)
Yo momma's so ugly the dog's named after her!

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Old 11-06-2010, 06:54 PM   #78
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Ahahaha nice ToD joke.

Yo momma so fat that the three sacred rocks in ToD are yo mommas kidney stones.

And my friend says... (Obviously not a fan)..
"Your mom's so fat, that they hid a crystal skull in her belly roles."
...cough.
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Old 11-25-2010, 07:29 PM   #79
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Yo momma’s so loose that Vogel said, “this is how I say goodbye to yo momma!” and dry-humped Indy!
Very good. He actually does the latter part in the film.
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Old 12-26-2010, 01:45 PM   #80
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Yo momma so fat, she ordered seconds of the eyeball soup.
(Don't know if that one was taken)

Yo momma so ugly, they had her to model for when the Ark ghost transformed.

... Burn.
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Old 12-30-2010, 11:47 PM   #81
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so funny all of you
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Old 12-31-2010, 03:00 AM   #82
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so funny all of you

Born comedians some of us.
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Old 01-01-2011, 03:22 PM   #83
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yo mamma so fat she stunt doubled for that boulder in raiders
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Old 01-01-2011, 05:08 PM   #84
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yo mamma so fat she stunt doubled for that boulder in raiders

Yo momma so fat, they wanted her to be the blimp in Last Crusade...
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Old 01-01-2011, 08:46 PM   #85
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yo mamma is so dumb when she saw raiders she thought it was about football

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Old 01-01-2011, 10:13 PM   #86
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Yo mamma so dumb she drank from the wrong cup and chose wisely
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Old 01-04-2011, 10:26 PM   #87
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yo mamma so ugly all of the nazis faces melted
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Old 01-05-2011, 08:33 PM   #88
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Yo mamma so dumb she drank from the wrong cup and chose wisely

This is one of the few times I've actually Lol'd. LOL.
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Old 01-05-2011, 09:00 PM   #89
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This is one of the few times I've actually Lol'd. LOL.

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Old 01-06-2011, 10:11 AM   #90
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Yo momma so dumb she stupid.

You mamma so fat she fat.

Yo mommer so ugly she hideous.

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Born comedians some of us.

Stillborn...
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Old 01-06-2011, 11:38 AM   #91
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or born ready

yo mamma so old she changed the grail knights diapers

Indy's afraid of snakes. but snakes are afraid of yo mamma.

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Old 01-06-2011, 11:52 AM   #92
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...or not.

Your mother is so old she's still waiting for Donovan to mature.

Your mother is so fat, stupid and rancid, Donovan's Dust made her hungry for Ricotta Salata Stagionata di Pecora.

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Old 01-06-2011, 11:55 AM   #93
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stones will be found Dr. jones. no yo mamma

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Old 01-06-2011, 12:00 PM   #94
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Indy told belloq to try the local sewer and belloq said no, ta mère!
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Old 01-06-2011, 12:06 PM   #95
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belloq said blow up the ark. Indy said yo mamma
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Old 01-06-2011, 12:09 PM   #96
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Indy: yo mamma why did have to be yo mamma. Sallah: Yo Mamma. you go in first.
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Old 01-06-2011, 12:10 PM   #97
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belloq said blow up the ark. Indy said yo mamma
Brody said Belloq? Indy said your mother.
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Old 01-06-2011, 12:15 PM   #98
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An Egyptian momma stole the Ark from your momma and took it back to the city of Mum. A short time later, Mum was consumed by your fat old mother in a meal that lasted over a year. Licked clean by yo fat old cankerous mother.
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Old 01-06-2011, 12:18 PM   #99
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Brody said Belloq? Indy said your mother.

Indy said to marion I'm sorry. she said yo mamma
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Indy said to marion I'm sorry. she said yo mamma
Marion said how bout a drink for your men and Toht corrected: Ihre Mutter...
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