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Old 07-26-2004, 12:00 AM   #1
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Lightbulb 50 frames of Fun: the Half Century of Gaming Captions




Well, here it is, I hope it is not Anti-Climactic

Everyone do their thing.....
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Old 07-26-2004, 07:11 PM   #2
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"Throw me the brown stick thing, I throw you the whip!"
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Old 07-26-2004, 07:31 PM   #3
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You over there! Help me get this snake off my head!
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Old 07-26-2004, 08:27 PM   #4
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It's hard to feel fearsome when you're wearing a mauve sweatsuit... Thuggee Goon #27 makes a hasty exit.

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Thuggee Goon #27: What a time for my Exlax to kick in... You're on your own, Mola Ram!

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Old 07-26-2004, 10:31 PM   #5
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Democratic National Convention - Fall 2004


Audience: "Jai ma Kerry, jai ma Kerry!"
Edwards: "Quick, more fire!"

Kerry: "And now, all eyes turned toward the Table of Doom, where my partner Mr. Edwards will be performing yet another ritual abortion in my honor."

Clinton (to Kennedy): "Hey, man - this is great. Not one, but SIX ritual abortions, set to music. AND a 'Tea Party' afterwards! I'm going as Tecumseh!"

Kennedy (to Clinton): "Yeah, bro. And if Old Eddy racks up enough points here there could be an encore!"

Clinton (confidentially): "I hope so, I've still got a few interns that need cleaning up..."


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Old 07-26-2004, 11:24 PM   #6
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"HEEEEEEY! Macarena!"
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Old 07-27-2004, 09:59 AM   #7
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So is this the next caption contest? Okay, I'll assume it is...

"Indy was a bit apprehensive. Things were suddenly getting ugly during 'Throw A Hunka Burnin' Meat Night' at the Outback Steakhouse..."
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Old 07-28-2004, 04:14 AM   #8
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Indy: "hey! Freeze mate!"

Mola Ram "

Indy: "......."

Thugge laughs of loud

Indy: "son of a b****" *swings his whip off*

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Old 07-28-2004, 01:04 PM   #9
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Error at 30,000 points!
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Old 07-28-2004, 04:29 PM   #10
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Still stinging from the whole thing about sacrificial hearts and man-eating crocodiles, Dr. Jones and Mola Ram kept there distance from each other when they met Kali in Hell.
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Old 07-29-2004, 07:34 AM   #11
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Indy, panting heavily, sweating profusely thinks:

"(puff) (puff) If only I could hang on (puff puff) for another 29999 points (puff puff)!"
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Old 07-29-2004, 10:01 AM   #12
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Uh Oh! A flaming heart coming right at me! I'll just plug this extension cord into my hat to power my patented 'Indy Hat Shield' to protect myself!
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Old 07-31-2004, 09:38 AM   #13
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Indiana Jones should have known that there would be a catch when he asked the Wizard of Oz for a heart.

PS "Ignore the Thuggee in the corner...Mola Ram is the great and powerful Wizard of Oz!....Ignore the Thugee in the corner..."
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Old 08-02-2004, 10:56 AM   #14
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Few more days on this one.
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Old 08-02-2004, 10:39 PM   #15
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"I am so proficient with my whip, that with one single crack, I will put out the flame, and rescue the skull that is being burned at the stake."
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Old 08-03-2004, 01:33 PM   #16
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Indy: "That brown pixel belongs in a higher resolution game!"
Mola Ram: "So do you! Toss him over the side. (Thuggee runs away) Get back here!"

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Old 08-04-2004, 10:18 AM   #17
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As Indy unfurled his whip and lunged it at Mola Ram, he had no fears of falling over the edge of the stony lip and into the chasm below, seeing as it was filled with strawberry Jell-o.
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Old 08-06-2004, 02:57 PM   #18
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Mola Ram: "Ha! Your whip will hinder your dancing, making mine superior. Now, prepare to get funky!"
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Old 08-08-2004, 09:57 PM   #19
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Mola Ram: "Step right up! Come get your nice juicy hearts! Fresh off the body, still beating! Yes, you sir! For you, the friend's price. Buy now and take home your own necklace of human skulls. That's right! Not, one, not two, but an entire necklace of human skulls, free with your purchase of hearts in excess of 100 rupees. Try a sample, come on---"

Indy: "Sorry, I'm just looking."

Mola Ram (chanting): "Traya doy a day a yanoooo....tree eh yah tray ah donte yanoooooooooooo..."

Indy: "OK, then, just one."
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Old 08-10-2004, 12:46 PM   #20
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Quote:
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Mola Ram: "Ha! Your whip will hinder your dancing, making mine superior. Now, prepare to get funky!"


LOL!

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"Chocolate Jones and the Temple of Funk"
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Old 08-10-2004, 09:51 PM   #21
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And Now the Winner

3rd Place and a good show:

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Uh Oh! A flaming heart coming right at me! I'll just plug this extension cord into my hat to power my patented 'Indy Hat Shield' to protect myself!


The Runner Up position goes to:

Quote:
Originally posted by Raffey
Indiana Jones should have known that there would be a catch when he asked the Wizard of Oz for a heart.

PS "Ignore the Thuggee in the corner...Mola Ram is the great and powerful Wizard of Oz!....Ignore the Thugee in the corner..."


And believe it or not, for the first time in the history of the Raven gaming captions:

WE HAVE A TIE!

Yes, that's right, a two way tie. Why? Heck, why not. The winners are:

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Mola Ram: "Step right up! Come get your nice juicy hearts! Fresh off the body, still beating! Yes, you sir! For you, the friend's price. Buy now and take home your own necklace of human skulls. That's right! Not, one, not two, but an entire necklace of human skulls, free with your purchase of hearts in excess of 100 rupees. Try a sample, come on---"

Indy: "Sorry, I'm just looking."

Mola Ram (chanting): "Traya doy a day a yanoooo....tree eh yah tray ah donte yanoooooooooooo..."

Indy: "OK, then, just one."


AND

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Originally posted by Attila the Professor
Still stinging from the whole thing about sacrificial hearts and man-eating crocodiles, Dr. Jones and Mola Ram kept there distance from each other when they met Kali in Hell.

One was just plain funny, and one incorporated the game and a movie in a whole new way.

Now you two lads go out there and find us two kicking kool gaming captures for us to play with.
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Old 08-10-2004, 09:54 PM   #22
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So... this means that the original CC has a spin-off?
Two CC's at once?!?
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Old 08-10-2004, 10:00 PM   #23
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oh yes, the madness of it all.!
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Old 08-10-2004, 10:05 PM   #24
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Thumbs up

Cool!
Double the pictures, double the fun, double the chances to win!
Wait, what will the spin-off be called?
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Old 08-10-2004, 10:10 PM   #25
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