Raiders of the Lost BALLS!

Luckylighter

New member
How could we forget...

...from "Temple of Doom"?

GUEST AT DINNER: Ah! Dessert...Chilled monkey balls!

SHORT ROUND: He no nuts, he's balls!

CHATTAR LAL: Dr. Jones, in our country, it's not usual for a guest to insult his balls.

WILLIE: I'm going home to Missouri where they never feed you snakes before ripping your balls out and lowering you into hot pits!

INDY: Kali Ma protects us! We are her children! We pledge our devotion to her with an offering of flesh... and balls!
 

Tary

New member
Luckylighter said:
MARION: You know, he loved you like a son. Took a hell of a lot for you to alienate him.
INDY: Not much. Just balls.

SALLAH: Bad balls.

SALLAH: (Singing) I am the monarch of the balls, I am the...

DONOVAN: Because he didn't listen to my balls!

INDY: I hate balls, Jock! I hate 'em!

SALLAH: Indy, why does the floor move?
INDY: Give me your balls.

INDY: I can only say I'm balls so many times
MARION: Well say it again anyway.
INDY: Balls.

BELLOQ: It's a transmitter, a radio for speaking to balls, and it's within my reach.
INDY: You wanna talk to balls? Let's go see 'em together, I've got nothing better to do.

MARCUS: The Bible speaks of the balls leveling mountains and laying waste in entire regions. An Army that carries the balls before it... is invincible.

INDY: Balls. Bureaucratic balls.
HAHAHAAHAHAHAH! Classic!
 

Aaron H

Moderator Emeritus
"Balls, very dangerous. You go first."

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"They're digging in the wrong balls!"

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"I'm your godamn balls!"

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"Balls is not an exact science."
 

intergamer

New member
How about adding "in bed" to lines from the film? It works for fortune cookies

...(a grandfather clock, faint and unlocatable, chimes eleven, out of key....
 

intergamer

New member
Colonel Vogel said:
Eat Buffalo Testicles by RICH BROWN


Postin it up before you get banned? Can we just ban an entire IP block?
You know those trolls (the dolls) that used to be sort of popular, with the really long weird colorful hair that poked up?
I used to cut them up with scissors. Let that be a warning to you. :whip:
 

Webley

New member
Sallah to Indy

The BALLS is enormous.

Thay hire only strong BALLS and the pay pennies for them.

They have not one BALL among them.

Indy...there is something that troubles me. The BALLS. If thay are there, at Tanis, then it is something that man was not meant to disturb. Death has always surrounded it. It is not of this earth.
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Indy to Marion

"Do we need the monkey?"

Marion to Indy

"Im surprised at you, Jones talking that way about your BALLS."
 
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