I got my first lapdance!
- Thread starter Aaron H
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Baron Brunwald
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roundshort
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The Puss in question looks stoned!
IAdventurer01
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Viper said:
Geez, I never thought it was possible to get that off-topic.
I like broccoli. Do you?
(Let's not get started on Bacon!)
Baron Brunwald
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Speaking of off topic...
Rocket Surgeon
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Knowing that the tease wouldn't likely lead anywhere I never considered lap dances worth much.Aaron H said:
Though one summer working construction presented a unique opportunity and challenge.
A wonderful story with a happy ending.
vaxer said:Someone's desperately looking for something to moderate...
That's what I'm thinking with all of these zombie threads RS is returning...what gives, Rocket?
Montana Smith
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I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert
That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love.
It had been a while.
In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went
since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10.
I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons
through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops.
Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips,
milky white skin and baby blue eyes.
Name was Russell.
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
...
Ah, hooray for boobies!
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/bloodhoundgang/alapdanceissomuchbetterwhenthestripperiscrying.html
That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love.
It had been a while.
In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went
since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10.
I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons
through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops.
Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips,
milky white skin and baby blue eyes.
Name was Russell.
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
...
Ah, hooray for boobies!
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/bloodhoundgang/alapdanceissomuchbetterwhenthestripperiscrying.html
Nurhachi1991
Well-known member
Did she give you a nice Old fashioned afterwards?
Montana Smith
Active member
Ska said:
Used to listen to that album over and over while commuting. Tried another of their's afterwards, and it wasn't quite the same. Seemed a bit more 'mainstream'.
Whoops, I've gone off topic.
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There, back on topic again!