Originally Posted by Montana Smith
That works, too.
A cowboy is riding through the desert. Suddenly he sees a buck-naked Indian lying on his back on top of a large flat rock, sporting a massive, well, boner.
"What the hell...?" wonders the cowboy and rides closer. "Howdy, pardner! Everything all right?"
"Good day, white man. All is fine, yes. Just telling the time."
"Telling the time...?"
"The sun casts a shadow, see?"
True enough, there are small dots of warpaint around the redskin's private parts - and the shadow tells the time accurately, as the cowboy can confirm by looking at his own pocket watch.
The cowboy rides on, and arrives to the edge of the desert and decides to make camp. Suddenly, he hears a rustle from a nearby bush. Thinking it's some kind of wild animal, he draws his six-shooter and edges forward... and to his surprise, comes across another Indian, who is vehemently... doing some "handiwork".
Upon noticing the intruder, the Indian looks up and grunts:
"What's the matter, white man? First time you see a man wind his watch?"