Post Your TRUE Fortune Cookie sayings here

Indyologist

Well-known member
Okay. Here I'd like you to post those cheesy sayings (that are sometimes meaningful) that you get from your fortune cookies here. The catch is that they must be true, no matter how goofy they are. Ones that are especially welcome are the ones written in Engrish (see this truly amusing site for examples of Engrish in action: http://www.engrish.com/
Fictional Indiana Jones-related fortunes are welcome. I'll get us started.


First, 2 actual fortunes that came-- in one cookie!

* We all have a lot more in common than it seems.

* We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.


Finally, an Indy one that I obviously made up. He got it one day in 1936 when he was in South America.


* Beware of large, round rocks today...
 
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WilliamBoyd8

Active member
In the 1970's there was a brand of fortune cookies called "Fat Fong says" which had risque sayings.

I can't show them here.

:)
 

Indyologist

Well-known member
WilliamBoyd8 said:
In the 1970's there was a brand of fortune cookies called "Fat Fong says" which had risque sayings.

I can't show them here.

:)

Private message me a few! ;)
"Indy's got a fat fong…" hilarious!
 
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