Caption Contest 27
- Thread starter Canyon
- Start date
"Like I've said before...the color of my pants is the real problem with fighting these guys."
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"Darn, I wish Sophia was here. I never could remember whether those green things are called stalagmites or stalagtites."
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"Hey, they had those lanterns in Hong Kong!"
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"I could have sworn I ran at these guys from their right sides...but yet they lose the left arm."
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Besides needing to deal with the demon warriors, Indy had discovered that when Elsa fell, the pit wasn't quite bottomless.
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Indy knew that cross-overs with other characters were inevitable, but he didn't expect to be teamed up with Tinker Bell.
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"Darn, I wish Sophia was here. I never could remember whether those green things are called stalagmites or stalagtites."
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"Hey, they had those lanterns in Hong Kong!"
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"I could have sworn I ran at these guys from their right sides...but yet they lose the left arm."
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Besides needing to deal with the demon warriors, Indy had discovered that when Elsa fell, the pit wasn't quite bottomless.
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Indy knew that cross-overs with other characters were inevitable, but he didn't expect to be teamed up with Tinker Bell.
INDY: You are indeed brave, Sir knight, but the fight is mine.
BLACK KNIGHT: Oh, had enough, eh?
INDY: Look, you stupid b****rd, you've got no arms left.
BLACK KNIGHT: Yes I have.
INDY: Look!
BLACK KNIGHT: Just a flesh wound. [Headbutts Indy in the chest]
INDY: Look, stop that.
BLACK KNIGHT: Chicken! Chicken!
INDY: Look, I'll have your leg. Right!
[whop]
BLACK KNIGHT: Right, I'll do you for that!
INDY: You'll what?
BLACK KNIGHT: Come 'ere!
INDY: What are you going to do, bleed on me?
BLACK KNIGHT: I'm invincible!
INDY: You're a loony.
BLACK KNIGHT: The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you!
Come on then.
[whop]
BLACK KNIGHT: Oh, had enough, eh?
INDY: Look, you stupid b****rd, you've got no arms left.
BLACK KNIGHT: Yes I have.
INDY: Look!
BLACK KNIGHT: Just a flesh wound. [Headbutts Indy in the chest]
INDY: Look, stop that.
BLACK KNIGHT: Chicken! Chicken!
INDY: Look, I'll have your leg. Right!
[whop]
BLACK KNIGHT: Right, I'll do you for that!
INDY: You'll what?
BLACK KNIGHT: Come 'ere!
INDY: What are you going to do, bleed on me?
BLACK KNIGHT: I'm invincible!
INDY: You're a loony.
BLACK KNIGHT: The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you!
Come on then.
[whop]
Dr. HenryJones.jr
New member
Indy: "Left or right?... I used my right hand."
and later
Indy: "Fixed, you stupid ghost!!! rush, rush go away!!"
and later
Indy: "Fixed, you stupid ghost!!! rush, rush go away!!"
Rumpled Fedora
Member
Indy:"Boy, I sure wish I had a flock of pigeons right about now."
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After Indy cut the statue warrior's head off, it became personal.
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After Indy cut the statue warrior's head off, it became personal.
"Run, you flower pots! It's Robert Frost!"
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If only Indy hadn't eaten the gazpacho...
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If only Indy hadn't eaten the gazpacho...
you didn't make an illusion to frost, did you?...
Indy suddenly realized his enemys were imaginary enemys. Or else, they'd have shadows, right?
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Wierdo on the left: "Hey human, stop flirting with my spouse!"
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"Oh no! Those poor guys are full of lava" Indy thought and poured over one of them his waterbottle...
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"Ouch! Get off my foot, stepping on my foot is not allowed, you freak!"
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"Hey! The manual never talked about you two guys! I quit!"
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Wierdo on the left: "Hey human, stop flirting with my spouse!"
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"Oh no! Those poor guys are full of lava" Indy thought and poured over one of them his waterbottle...
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"Ouch! Get off my foot, stepping on my foot is not allowed, you freak!"
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"Hey! The manual never talked about you two guys! I quit!"
After Indy tried to pick up the little thing over the brown skeleton to examine it, he got a few problems... We interviewed the makers of the game to find out what it was and why Indy got attacked... All we got for an answer was: "Well, how'd you like to see your baby in a glass vitrin in an museum?"
The French Indy
New member
-Too old to play Aragorn huh?
Canyon
Well-known member
Okay guys, to the best of my memory, these are the results.
Third place
CAN'T REMEMBER, BUT PRETTY SURE THAT THERE QUOTE WAS ON PAGE 2 WHICH IS NOW LOST.
Second place
Rumpled Fedora
"Indy:"Boy, I sure wish I had a flock of pigeons right about now."
and in First place
apalehorse
"INDY: You are indeed brave, Sir knight, but the fight is mine.
BLACK KNIGHT: Oh, had enough, eh?
INDY: Look, you stupid b****rd, you've got no arms left.
BLACK KNIGHT: Yes I have.
INDY: Look!
BLACK KNIGHT: Just a flesh wound. [Headbutts Indy in the chest]
INDY: Look, stop that.
BLACK KNIGHT: Chicken! Chicken!
INDY: Look, I'll have your leg. Right!
[whop]
BLACK KNIGHT: Right, I'll do you for that!
INDY: You'll what?
BLACK KNIGHT: Come 'ere!
INDY: What are you going to do, bleed on me?
BLACK KNIGHT: I'm invincible!
INDY: You're a loony.
BLACK KNIGHT: The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you!
Come on then.
[whop]"
I'm pretty sure that apalehorse was first etc. If I am wrong, please please put me right and I look forward to Caption Contest round 28!
Third place
CAN'T REMEMBER, BUT PRETTY SURE THAT THERE QUOTE WAS ON PAGE 2 WHICH IS NOW LOST.
Second place
Rumpled Fedora
"Indy:"Boy, I sure wish I had a flock of pigeons right about now."
and in First place
apalehorse
"INDY: You are indeed brave, Sir knight, but the fight is mine.
BLACK KNIGHT: Oh, had enough, eh?
INDY: Look, you stupid b****rd, you've got no arms left.
BLACK KNIGHT: Yes I have.
INDY: Look!
BLACK KNIGHT: Just a flesh wound. [Headbutts Indy in the chest]
INDY: Look, stop that.
BLACK KNIGHT: Chicken! Chicken!
INDY: Look, I'll have your leg. Right!
[whop]
BLACK KNIGHT: Right, I'll do you for that!
INDY: You'll what?
BLACK KNIGHT: Come 'ere!
INDY: What are you going to do, bleed on me?
BLACK KNIGHT: I'm invincible!
INDY: You're a loony.
BLACK KNIGHT: The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you!
Come on then.
[whop]"
I'm pretty sure that apalehorse was first etc. If I am wrong, please please put me right and I look forward to Caption Contest round 28!