Not very humorous, but here's a fascinating mini-documentary with Harrison ford and his History with aviation (as of 2001). Probably the most relaxed I've seen him in something off screen, and very honest.
Location: The sun is shining a little stronger. Time to hit the road and drift southbound.
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One of my county's finest individuals cutting a promo for an up-and-coming amateur boxing match. I knew this guy in school, and he lives in the same town as me.
I've included a script for those who wish to read what he says as he talks. Spelling mistakes are not my fault as I tried to stay true to this man's promo.
“I'm Bucky Boyd. I'm comin' to Bluefield, and uh, I think what happened between me and Tree last time, was a defleet frook. And, I thank that I had the right opprotunity I...could...beat...da...Tree. I could beat dem hard, and I could beat dem bad.
And, make me more angry, and more angrier! Because of what de did to me in our last match. While I boe down he ug-slugged me in de back of my head. While I wah getting' up. I had da sense to win dat match, but I did not win thanks to da Tree. And did time de Tree...will...FALL!
Listen up, Tree.
You goin' down. De Tree will fall...
On Novemeber knife...
I want you Friday night...
I been dreamin' about you. And, I been dreaming how bad I will beat you in dat ring. >( What you did to me in dat ring in Welch, you will pay. De Tree will fall.
Tree you do not know who you dealin' with. I am de MacDowell County Giant.
I may not be de fastest or de quick-est guy in de turn-munt, but...when I hit you, you will know that cah break bones...
When I hit people, I break bo-...
And all ya'll udder heavyweights be ware, 'cause that jagot is mine...
De jagot is mine. And de flize money...is mine. I'm comin' fer ya'll. I'm comin' fer any heavyweight it gets in my way. Bluefield...
In Bluefield, I will crush anybody...get in the ring wit me. Dat jagot, flize money is mine. I will cwush their heads...like a grape...gasp
I will cwuz my size 15 shoe, straight up yer ass, boy!”
And a nice counter point to The Drifter's...ah, friend comes courtesy of the Korean Air Force. This is impressive on many levels. Fellow theatre enthusiasts should get a kick out of it.
Apologies for the larger than normal size. The subtitles take up a lot of space. And because there are nattering "technical-ists" out there, that's the South Korean Air Force, the ROK. The DPRK probably couldn't match their production values.
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I would've been a naturalist in another lifetime. For now though, I must live vicariously through natural history museums and YouTube channels like The Brain Scoop. Fascinating stuff here for those of you who still like to get outside and muck around in the dirt and/or animal guts.
The Philip L. Wright Zoological Museum
Getting the Wolf
Mr. Wolf gets skinned and gutted, too! NSFW. Obviously.
Well, unless you happen to work in a similar capacity. It might be considered safe then.
And, I thank that I had the right opprotunity I...could...beat...da...Tree. I could beat dem hard, and I could beat dem bad.
