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DiscoLad

New member
A- Who wears the pants in the family.

Q- What is there wasn't a raft in the plane when Indy woke up to no pilots?
In ToD...
(I know what I'm thinking of...)
 

DiscoLad

New member
A-He couldn't spot Short Round's Monsterously Large! head if it were glued to his Forehead...

Q- Just how many licks does it take Indy to get to the center of a lolly pop?
 

Muttette

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A: One, because he's Indiana Jones! ^_^

Q: What is the great and amazing discovery that Short Round went on to make after being ditched by Dr Jones?
 

IAdventurer01

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A: How many licks it takes for a normal person to reach the center of a Tootsie Pop.

Q: We know how Austrians say goodbye, but how do they say hello?
 

Indy's brother

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A: I've been to Austria, they introduce themselves, say "I'll be Bhack", then walk away.

Q: Why didn't Indy go back to Venice, sink a well in that petroleum- soaked catacomb and retire?
 

Team Indy

New member
A: Mainly because Indy felt lonely and wanted someone awesome like Sean Connery to be his dad.

Q: What would happen if Sallah declared his love to Indy?
 

DocWhiskey

Well-known member
A: Indy would probably take him on a date. But I'm sure it would be bad.

Q: What "click" do you think Mola Rom was in when he was in high school?
 

The Drifter

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DocWhiskey said:
A: Indy would probably take him on a date. But I'm sure it would be bad.

Q: What "click" do you think Mola Rom was in when he was in high school?


A: He was in the Indians who wear Tina Tuner head-dresses club!

Q: What did Shortie do with the wooden block he used to reach the gas peddle?
 

Team Indy

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A: He sold it at a "rare Indiana Jones items" auction and comfortably retired.

Q: What if Irina Spalkov danced the hula?
 

MaverickKing

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A:
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Q: How many Willie Scotts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
 

DocWhiskey

Well-known member
A: 42. One to screw in the light bulb and 41 to ***** about it the entire time.

Q: What would've been Indy's reaction if he found out the Ark was filled with...skittles?
 

The Drifter

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DocWhiskey said:
A: 42. One to screw in the light bulb and 41 to ***** about it the entire time.

Q: What would've been Indy's reaction if he found out the Ark was filled with...skittles?

A: He would beg Belloq for a handful.

Q: What if Marcus Brody got lost in his own museum and never found his way out?
 
Lonsome_Drifter said:
A: He would beg Belloq for a handful.

Q: What if Marcus Brody got lost in his own museum and never found his way out?

A:He would become a permanent addition to the archealogical finds...

Q:Why do people hate Crystal Skull?
 

The Drifter

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Rocket Surgeon said:
A:He would become a permanent addition to the archealogical finds...

Q:Why do people hate Crystal Skull?

A: Because it has George Lucas' name attached to it.

Q: What if Indy had misjudged his whip, and sliced Willie in half at the end of ToD?
 

Team Indy

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A: Then they'd be in the wrong library to search for the scrolls, in which case, they'd have to go somewhere else.

Q: How many Indianas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
 
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