Sir Sean Connery Chineese Impotence Advert

Old footage of 78-year-old Sean - whose wife is called Micheline -
from his movie 'Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade', includes a dubbed
voice saying: "I turned 70 this year. But with the help of USA Selikon
capsules, I was praised by Barbara that I'm still the James Bond,
forever 25. "I have told all my aged friends 'You should try USA Selikon capsules.'"

http://www.myparkmag.co.uk/articles/celebrity/david-beckhams-impotence-advert.html

Well they're showing Last Crusade clips in a commercial for an
impotency drug, the end is near!

I've tried them and besides the intended use, they have a strong minty taste, however I invite all of you to post the side effects you may have experienced, (especially the ladies), mine have included:

Monkey Lung,
Mild Hulkism,
Subcutaneous Funyuns,
Thoracic Geysers,
Autonomous Nipple Syndrome,
Chinese Fire Bones,
Brain Whistle,
rectal hallucinations,
Late Onset Albinoism,
Warlock Hump,
Testicular Myopia
Scrappy Doo-ism,
Involuntary Blowhole,
Multi-brow,
Phantom Hand Syndrome,
vivid dreams of self-cannibalization,
spontaneous pregnancy,
increased risk of vampire attack,
Honus Wagner?s disease
rectal frosting,
capillary yogurt
REO Speedlung
Reemergence of the umbilical cord
A rare and irreversible condition known as carcassing
Involuntary Narnia adventures
Arby?s Mouth,
migrating genitals
abdominal salad-shooters
Whatever happens when you drink rocket fuel
Grover Norquist syndrome
Knee Transference
Verizon Guy Syndrome
X-ray hearing
Bone Sporking
Prolonged erections, but not where you?d hope
Siamese Nipples
Hair Swelling
Armpit Homunculus
Yellowstone National Bladder
Pituitary Ferns
Brain-tooth
skeletal xylophoning
Wandering genital syndrome
pulmonary weevils
lactose addiction
goferism
Spontaneous and uncontrollable gum growth
Hairy Uvula
Prehensile Noses
thoracic geysers
Speaking in tongues
Note: is not for people who have, may have, or have decided not to
have children.

David Beckham, Sir Sean Connery and Keanu Reeves are unknowingly advertising impotence pills in China.

David is said to be furious over the advert, but his representative has declined to say whether he will be taking any action to stop the commercials.

However, a source close to the star said: "David's fair game and can take a bit of mocking in the name of comedy.

"But to poke fun at his sexual prowess to plug a product is overstepping the mark."

Actors Sir Sean Connery and Keanu Reeves are also being used to promote the sex drug.

In interview clips of Keanu, a voice says: "The feelings after my kidneys got washed by USA Selikon capsules are surprising. And my girlfriends were also surprised."

David's image has previously been used to promote a brand of condoms in China.

Chinese law makes it difficult for celebrities to take legal action against companies that use their likeness without consent.

A spokesperson for the product has confirmed the commercial was approved by government authorities.

he can just use his hat and his glare lol. for the rest of us there is something else