Rocket Surgeon
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Gear said:Hmm. Just out of curiosity, Rocket. Are you familiar with David Icke?
The Conspiracy Wacko?
Gear said:Hmm. Just out of curiosity, Rocket. Are you familiar with David Icke?
Gear said:As opposed to the David Icke reptilian?
No The Invisible Hand, also known as, (the more insidious if you can believe) Carbon Jackboot is none of those crazy things...that's just silly!Montana Smith said:One of the funniest bits of television ever was Icke's appearance on Wogan. With a perfectly straight face he said he was the son of God, and the audience burst out laughing!
He retracted that statement later, but he still believes that the reptile aliens are pulling all the strings on earth!
So, Rocket, do you have Branson down as a Moloch-worshipping Bohemian Grove visiting Illuminati Bilderberger? And yet he smiles so nicely...
Rocket Surgeon said:No The Invisible Hand, also known as, (the more insidious if you can believe) Carbon Jackboot is none of those crazy things...that's just silly!
If you were to apply him to any of the conspiracies that already exist he would still be a square peg in a round hole, however "Papa Smurf" sums him up quite nicely.
(That and/or son of satan)
That is, if you need more metaphors than I've already given.
Montana Smith said:Well, he does have a grin wider than Red Skull's...
Dec 16th 2009 9:57AM
By Carly Milne
EventsLive MusicOddities
Richard Branson Hires Spandau Ballet To Be First Band To Play In Space
Richard Branson is fascinatingly awesome. If there weren't actual proof that he is a flesh and blood human being, it would be easy to mistaken him as a fictional mogul dreamed up by a Hollywood scribe. To spend five minutes in his brain would probably be like a well-funded acid trip full of innovation and creativity mixed in with the actual ability to make unthinkable things happen....
Pale Horse said:What do you make of this, rocket? Is he secretly meeting with the Zoltan cult aliens in his quest for the Continuum Transfunctioner?
Virgin says it asked to unload plane in Conn. Carrier says customs official threatened arrest; officials deny allegation
By Stephen Singer
2:01 p.m. ET, Thurs., June 24, 2010
WASHINGTON - The pilot on a Virgin Atlantic flight that spent several hours on the tarmac after being diverted to Connecticut had asked for permission to unload the stranded passengers, but a customs official threatened to have them arrested if they did, the airline said Thursday.
Rocket Surgeon said:Where's Homeland Security when you need them? Branson is smuggling human cargo, (agents) across borders!
Montana Smith said:Sure they were human cargo? I heard a rumour they were heavily disguised reptilians...
WELLINGTON, New Zealand ? A German reptile collector has been jailed for 14 weeks and must pay a 5,000 New Zealand dollar ($3,540) fine for plundering New Zealand's wild gecko and skink populations, a judge has ruled.
Hans Kurt Kubus, 58, is to be deported to Germany as soon as he is released from prison, Judge Colin Doherty ordered Tuesday.
Kubus was caught by wildlife officials at Christchurch International Airport on South Island in December, about to board an overseas flight with 44 geckos and skinks in a hand-sewn package concealed in his underwear.
Rocket Surgeon said:I think you've confused stories...
about to board an overseas flight with 44 geckos and skinks in a hand-sewn package concealed in his underwear.
Montana Smith said:Those are different reptilians...
Is that a lizard in your shorts or are you just pleased to see me?
Rocket Surgeon said:Does Geiko say you can combine offers? I guess saving 15% on his car insurance wasn't enough...
Wonder if he has a Big Lizard in his Backyard too?
You're thinking too provincially! The world is his back yard. I was thinking figuratively like up his arse, (you know those megalomaniacs are predominantly askew in more ways than one), while listening to:Montana Smith said:You mean on his Dr. No style Necker Island in the British VIRGIN Islands?
Rocket Surgeon said:You're thinking too provincially! The world is his back yard. I was thinking figuratively like up his arse, (you know those megalomaniacs are predominantly askew in more ways than one), while listening to:
Looks like a big lizard nabbed his shorts:
You're not missing much!Montana Smith said:I'd never heard of Geico insurance or The Dead Milkmen!
Another puppet dancing on the strings, played by the virtuoso hand...Montana Smith said:As I said to Stoo, living in a cave with Osama Bin Laden you tend to miss quite a bit. Then again, Osama is only a small-scale megalomaniac compared to "The Invisible Hand".
Press Association said:Virgin Galactic spaceship tested
The Virgin team aiming to send tourists on suborbital flights has tested its spacecraft with a crew for the first time, it has announced.
The craft remained attached to a specially designed aeroplane throughout a six-hour flight over California's Mojave desert on Thursday, Virgin Galactic said.
On its website, the company congratulated the crew and said "Objectives achieved". It says the two crew members evaluated all the spaceship's systems and functions.
Virgin Galactic says the flight test programme will run until 2011 before it starts commercial operations.
I know about spreading Christian Ethics in the business world...but the "date"?Pale Horse said:Legatus 10/24