IAdventurer01
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By now, I'm sure everyone's heard the news, but earlier today Osama Bin Laden was officially killed. 
Discuss.
Discuss.
They Got Him!
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Golddragon71
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Outstanding I'm gonna sleep happy tonight.
Special Thanks to our US Special Forces and everyone who has worked to bring this about!
Special Thanks to our US Special Forces and everyone who has worked to bring this about!
Forbidden Eye
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Finally. He should've died 10 years ago, but I'm glad it has finally happened.
IAdventurer01
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Goonie said:
He'll just claim it was forged.
Rocket Surgeon
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Bin Laden Surprised To Find Himself In Hell
JAHANNEM, OUTER DARKNESS?Osama Bin Laden who masterminded the Sept. 11 attacks on the World Trade Center and Pentagon expressed confusion and surprise Monday to find himself in the lowest plane of Na'ar, Islam's Hell.
"I was promised I would spend eternity in Paradise, being fed honeyed cakes by 67 virgins in a tree-lined garden," said Bin Laden between attempts to vomit up the wasps, hornets, and live coals infesting his stomach. "But instead, I am fed the boiling feces of traitors by malicious, laughing Ifrit. Is this to be my reward for destroying the enemies of my faith?"
The rest of Osama's words turned to raw-throated shrieks, as a tusked, asp-tongued demon burst his eyeballs and drank the fluid that ran down his face.
According to Hell sources, Bin Ladden has struggled to understand why he has been subjected to soul-withering, infernal torture ever since his May 1st arrival.
"There was a tumultuous conflagration of gunfire at our gates, and from it stepped forth Osama Bin Laden and his son, the blessed name of the Lord already turning to molten brass on their accursed lips," said Iblis The Thrice-Damned, the cacodemon charged with conscripting new arrivals into the ranks of the forgotten. "Indeed, I do not know what they were expecting, but they certainly didn't seem prepared to be skewered from eye socket to bunghole and then placed on a spit so that their flesh could be roasted by the searing gale of flatus which issues forth from the haunches of Asmoday."
"Which is strange when you consider the evil with which they ended their lives and those of so many others," added Iblis, absentmindedly twisting their limbs into unspeakably obscene shapes.
"I was told that these Americans were enemies of the one true religion, and that Heaven would be my reward for my noble sacrifice," said Bin Laden, moments before his jaw was sheared away by faceless homunculi. "But now I am forced to suckle from the 16 poisoned leathern teats of Gophahmet, Whore of Betrayal, until I burst from an unwholesome engorgement of curdled bile. This must be some sort of terrible mistake."
Exacerbating the terrorists' tortures, which include being hollowed out and used as prophylactics by thorn-cocked Gulbuth The Rampant, is the fact that they will be forced to endure such suffering in sight of the Paradise they were expecting.
"It might actually be the most painful thing we can do, to show these murderers the untold pleasures that would have awaited them in Paradise, if only they had lived pious lives," said Praxitas, Duke of Those Willingly Led Astray. "I mean, it's tough enough being forced through a wire screen by the callused palms of Halcorym and then having your entrails wound onto a stick and fed to the toothless, foul-breathed swine of Gehenna. But to endure that while watching the righteous drink from a river of wine? That can't be fun."
Underworld officials said they have not yet decided on a permanent punishment for the terrorists.
"Eventually, we'll settle on an eternal and unending task for them," said Lord Androalphus, High Praetor of Excruciations. "But for now, everyone down here wants a crack at them. The legions of fang-wombed hags will take their pleasure on their shattered carcasses for most of this afternoon. Tomorrow, their flesh will be melted from their bones like wax in the burning embrace of the Mother of Cowards. The day after that, they'll be sodomized by the Fallen and their bowels shredded by a demonic ejaculate of burning sand. Then, on Sunday, Satan gets them all day. I can't even imagine what he's got cooked up for them."
JAHANNEM, OUTER DARKNESS?Osama Bin Laden who masterminded the Sept. 11 attacks on the World Trade Center and Pentagon expressed confusion and surprise Monday to find himself in the lowest plane of Na'ar, Islam's Hell.
"I was promised I would spend eternity in Paradise, being fed honeyed cakes by 67 virgins in a tree-lined garden," said Bin Laden between attempts to vomit up the wasps, hornets, and live coals infesting his stomach. "But instead, I am fed the boiling feces of traitors by malicious, laughing Ifrit. Is this to be my reward for destroying the enemies of my faith?"
The rest of Osama's words turned to raw-throated shrieks, as a tusked, asp-tongued demon burst his eyeballs and drank the fluid that ran down his face.
According to Hell sources, Bin Ladden has struggled to understand why he has been subjected to soul-withering, infernal torture ever since his May 1st arrival.
"There was a tumultuous conflagration of gunfire at our gates, and from it stepped forth Osama Bin Laden and his son, the blessed name of the Lord already turning to molten brass on their accursed lips," said Iblis The Thrice-Damned, the cacodemon charged with conscripting new arrivals into the ranks of the forgotten. "Indeed, I do not know what they were expecting, but they certainly didn't seem prepared to be skewered from eye socket to bunghole and then placed on a spit so that their flesh could be roasted by the searing gale of flatus which issues forth from the haunches of Asmoday."
"Which is strange when you consider the evil with which they ended their lives and those of so many others," added Iblis, absentmindedly twisting their limbs into unspeakably obscene shapes.
"I was told that these Americans were enemies of the one true religion, and that Heaven would be my reward for my noble sacrifice," said Bin Laden, moments before his jaw was sheared away by faceless homunculi. "But now I am forced to suckle from the 16 poisoned leathern teats of Gophahmet, Whore of Betrayal, until I burst from an unwholesome engorgement of curdled bile. This must be some sort of terrible mistake."
Exacerbating the terrorists' tortures, which include being hollowed out and used as prophylactics by thorn-cocked Gulbuth The Rampant, is the fact that they will be forced to endure such suffering in sight of the Paradise they were expecting.
"It might actually be the most painful thing we can do, to show these murderers the untold pleasures that would have awaited them in Paradise, if only they had lived pious lives," said Praxitas, Duke of Those Willingly Led Astray. "I mean, it's tough enough being forced through a wire screen by the callused palms of Halcorym and then having your entrails wound onto a stick and fed to the toothless, foul-breathed swine of Gehenna. But to endure that while watching the righteous drink from a river of wine? That can't be fun."
Underworld officials said they have not yet decided on a permanent punishment for the terrorists.
"Eventually, we'll settle on an eternal and unending task for them," said Lord Androalphus, High Praetor of Excruciations. "But for now, everyone down here wants a crack at them. The legions of fang-wombed hags will take their pleasure on their shattered carcasses for most of this afternoon. Tomorrow, their flesh will be melted from their bones like wax in the burning embrace of the Mother of Cowards. The day after that, they'll be sodomized by the Fallen and their bowels shredded by a demonic ejaculate of burning sand. Then, on Sunday, Satan gets them all day. I can't even imagine what he's got cooked up for them."
Forbidden Eye
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Goonie said:
Come on, we have 2 years to analysis the next election and make jabs, Osama only dies once, lets just celebrate for a while that a common enemy has died.
Goonie
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They got rid of the body fast:
http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/05/02/obama-to-make-statment-tonight-subject-unknown/
http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/05/02/obama-to-make-statment-tonight-subject-unknown/
kongisking
Active member
Sigh. Just like with that Sadaam Hangs thread, people seem way too happy to hear about a person dying. Even one like Bin Laden. I was really hoping that we might take him alive, and possibly come to some truce. So much for a peaceful diplomatic solution. Though, to be fair, they did attack, so they had it coming...
Though, to be fair, they did attack, so they had it coming...
Peace? Diplomacy? In the same sentence with "Osama Bin Laden"? You know, even I thought that was naive.kongisking said:
I do, however think that if they had a chance to take him alive, they should have and put him on trial, even if the end result had been the same. Then hand over the body to Saudi Arabia (do they want it or not) and let them do whatever the hell they will with it.
Now hastily killing him and them dumping the remains into sea (which seemingly isn't according to Islam at all, as they claim) is just going to **** a lot of people off.
But I digress, considering the next post in this thread will be: "Let them come. We'll be ready."
Golddragon71
Member
I'm just thinking about the look on Bin Laden's face when he finds himself in Hell faced with scores of angry dead suicide bombers etc.... who're angry with him because they never got their 72 virgins.
Nurhachi1991
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Golddragon71 said:
No they get their 72 virgins..... but no one said what kind of virgins
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S7ddl1tGg4
Yeah he was really misunderstood.kongisking said:Sigh. Just like with that Sadaam Hangs thread, people seem way too happy to hear about a person dying. Even one like Bin Laden. I was really hoping that we might take him alive, and possibly come to some truce. So much for a peaceful diplomatic solution.
kongisking
Active member
Sharkey said:
I never said that. I just don't like the whole 'Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead' mentality, is all.
kongisking
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Sharkey said:
Sigh. I don't want to repeat an argument that I clearly was doomed to lose, so I'll just point you to this thread, where I made my opinions on things like this pretty clear:
http://raven.theraider.net/showthread.php?t=10084&page=2
Dr Bones
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I don't care which side, story or conspiracy theory you favour but any man responsible for the deaths of thousands of innocents in the name of whatever "cause" has it coming.
Some fires cannot be contained and therefore need to be extinguished.
Anyone care to join me in the first verse?
DING DONG.....
Some fires cannot be contained and therefore need to be extinguished.
Anyone care to join me in the first verse?
DING DONG.....