Yo Momma! Indy Jokes

DiscoLad

New member
Similiar to gear guardian's thread...But there will be Yo Momma! jokes all-round...if anyone participates though no-one probly will...so just make yo mooma jokes..INDY STYLE

example:..YO MOMMA so fat it took the Ark 3 times to melt her face...
(sorry if that sucked...) :eek:

YO MOMMA so ugly Mola Ram ripped his own heart out.
( another stupid one..)

Well if you guys game then post some yo momma jokes...
 

Indy~Annie

New member
theres only one i heard that was

"yo momma is so fat she got the roll as the bolder in Raiders"....

i think thats how it went,but any way i had to copy someone else's joke.:p he he
 

Nurhachi1991

Well-known member
Note* these are all stupid.......



Yo Mamma is so fat that Indy diddn't cut the bridge yo Mamma took a step!


It is of unspeakable power leveling mountains............ I'm not talking about the Ark Im talking bout Yo Mamma!


Yo Mamma is so ugly she is being examined by top men.............. top men


The Ark did not melt the Nazis faces they saw yo Mamma naked!
 

indythecat

New member
Give yourselves some credit, folks....whenever you say your jokes are going to be dumb I laugh the hardest(y)

Here's my contributions:
Nurhachi's momma was so fat, they had to put her in 12 urns.
Your momma's so fat, Indy could ride her to Pankot Palace.
Your momma's so old she doesn't need an ark to talk to God, they went to kindergarten together.
 

Nurhachi1991

Well-known member
No one can lay it down like Luke though.


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DocWhiskey

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Yo mamma so fat that she died of a massive heart attack from years of eating fatty foods and not getting enough carbohydrates and exercise even after multiple liposuction and bypass surgeries and you're going to wish that instead of telling "yo mamma" jokes you would've spent more time with her but now you can't because she's gone forever.
 

Rayder

New member
DocWhiskey said:
Yo mamma so fat that she died of a massive heart attack from years of eating fatty foods and not getting enough carbohydrates and exercise even after multiple liposuction and bypass surgeries and you're going to wish that instead of telling "yo mamma" jokes you would've spent more time with her but now you can't because she's gone forever.
I better spend more time with my Mamma
 

mutt willams

New member
DocWhiskey said:
Yo mamma so fat that she died of a massive heart attack from years of eating fatty foods and not getting enough carbohydrates and exercise even after multiple liposuction and bypass surgeries and you're going to wish that instead of telling "yo mamma" jokes you would've spent more time with her but now you can't because she's gone forever.

wow thats a mouthful...(y)
 

indythecat

New member
Cheap Shot:

Irina Spalko is so psychic she's the Soviet Union's foremost expert on ESP.

Your momma's so fat she's the foremost expert on E.L.Fudge.
 
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