Yo Momma! Indy Jokes

Indy1Jones2

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Rocket Surgeon said:
He would've never made it past your mother. He hates your mom! He's scared to death of her.

the holy grail Dr. jones. I heard this story before yo mamma's mamma's mamma's mamma wrote it.:D

Rocket Surgeon said:
Indy asked what did you find dad, and he said your mother.

Ok I see it now:D
 
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They say we must pray to their Mamma. We say yo mamma.

He says that when your mother was taken the village mothers dried up first and then the mothering stopped. He says yo mamma died and then their mommas died.

The only momma left took their children.

He says one night there was a fire in the fields. Mom went to fight it.

When they came back,they heard yo momma crying in the darkness.
 

Pale Horse

Moderator
Staff member
If that's how were doing it...

Belloq: How odd that it should end this way for us after so many stimulating encounters. I almost regret it. Where shall I find a new adversary so close to my own level?
Indiana: Try your mamma...
 

The Man

Well-known member
SPALKO
Vhere vas he found?

DOVCHENKO
In vour Momma.

SPALKO
...Vhat?!

INDY
Always glad to help.​
 
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