Indiana Jones and the Attempt to Tell Temple of Doom from Memory Thread

WillKill4Food

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Indiana Jones and the Attempt to Tell Temple of Doom from Memory

The sequel to No Ticket's thread, the retelling of Raiders' prequel. Not Ticket was bored and had often said that he'd seen the films so many times that he could just recite them from memory. Well this thread puts me and all of you to the TEST! Basically, just post lines from the movie in chronological order from the very beginning of the film all the way to the end. We're gonna trust you guys here, it's just a forum... getting it exactly right by cheating will not impress anyone here.
That being said, it's okay if you just watched the movie recently. If you can't remember the next line, do your best to guess it or go to the next line you do remember (unless it's like in the middle of the film when we are at the beginning). Feel free to correct others on how wrong they got a line.
Here goes nuthin'.

Shangai, 1935.
Chinese melodical singing, and such. Then, finally in English, Willie says
"Anything Goes!"
 

The_Raiders

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Indy sits down in front of Lao and says something in Japanese or Chinese.

Lao: "You never told me you spoke my language Dr.Jones."

indy "Only on special ocaitions."
 

The_Raiders

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You got it WillKill ;)

You know I did, last night one of your boys tried to Nurhachi, without paying for it."
 

The Drifter

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Willie: I thought archaeologist were those funny little men in hats, searching for thier mommies."
 
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bonoferox

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"Put the gun away, Sonny. I suggest you give me what you owe me. Or anything goes."


Lao Che slides a bag of coins to him on a lazy Susan.

"The diamond, Lao. The deal was for the diamond."

He slides the coins back. Lao puts a handkerchief on the table with a glass of champagne and slides it to Indy.

"Open it."
 

eroc

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Willie opens it to find the diamond.

"Oh, Lao."

Indy sticks Willie in the side with the fork.

"Owe."

She drops the diamond into Indy's hand.

Indy raises the glass of champange to toast Lao.

"To your very good health."

Willie jumps up causes Indy to spill some of it before he can take a drink.

"Lao, he put a hole, he put two holes in my dress from Paris."

"Sit Down."

She does and Indy pushes her chair to Lao's side of the table with his leg.

"Now, You bring me Nurhachi."
 

No Ticket

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*Indy calls a waiter over who brings the urn... waiter reveals a gun under the tray*

Indiana: "Good service they've got here."

Willie: "Hey, that's not a waiter!"

Indiana: "Wu Han's an old friend, we go way back."

*Indy spins the little thing around with Nurhachi with that awesome John Williams music*

Lao Che: "Nurhachi, first emperor of Monchew dynasty" (or something like that)

*Dr. Jones raises his glass*

Indiana: "Welcome home old boy."

*Indy drinks*

Lao Che: "Hahahahahhaaha. And now, you give me the diamond Dr. Jones."

Indiana: "Hahaha. Why would I wanna go and do something like that."

Lao Che: "You give me the diamond and I'll give you.. antidote."

Indiana: "To WHAT?"

Lao Che: "Hahaha. The poison, you just drank Dr. Jones!! hahahaha"

*Indy swirls his finger in the glass*

Lao Che: "Better hurry, the poison works fast Dr. Jones!!"

*Indy gives Lao back the diamond*

Indy: "Now... the antidote."

Lao Che: [????]

*Indy grabs Willie*

Indy & Willie: "LAO!"

Lao Che: "Hahahaha... you keep the girl! I find another!"

*bottle corks pop and a gun shot goes off Wu-Han is revealed to be hit*


And where the heck is my credit in the first post! You know, "Thanks to No Ticket for this awesome idea since he totally started the Raiders thread!!" :p
 

bonoferox

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Wu han raises his serving tray to show a gun pointed at Lao.

Lao stops laughing and notices.

"Good service here."
 
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